The oldest erection on the coast  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
3/18/2005 10:13 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The oldest erection on the coast

150yrs old that is a long time to stay up,
Must be really patient coz it'll never get a fuck,
Never a word of complaint or even a hearty sigh,
The only thing it's ever up, is to the sky.

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As you bitch and moan about your lack of sex,
Even contemplating for a bit to call your Ex,
Consider the quandary of the giant cock on a rock,
The day it gets off, the ground will fracture with shock.

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While you beat and pump your pulsing solid meat,
Or rub your velvet folds, feeling lustful heat,
Spare a thought for the sentinel, who is sole,
And will never enjoy, being buried in a hole.

Tala4u2 C


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/19/2005 10:07 am

ROFLMAO

Tala I Think there may just be a couple of organisations which may take offence at the use of the landmark, but you just make it so classy!

don't change for anyone!

WyvernRose


ReadyToTango46 57M
161 posts
3/19/2005 1:51 pm

And it's head lights up at night!

(Assuming it's what I think it is. Does it make the fishermen happy to see it?)


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/20/2005 7:08 am

ROFLMAO!

actually I don't think it is a lighthouse Tango, I believe it is an obelisk, a big rock, a memorial to the deceased.

WyvernRose


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/21/2005 12:07 am

pmsl Yes it is called the Obelisk, and was built as a guide for the clippers and trade vessles in the 1800's to stop them hitting the rocks on the way into Robe, which was bad for business except for the local mortician. Today it is one of the most recognisable landmarks in the state. So you are both right.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


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