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Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
3/22/2005 1:53 am

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On my way home from work today I called in and picked up a Kilo of ground coffee, it is something that I enjoy a lot fresh brewed coffee it is almost better than sex. Apparently this is seen as excessive having an addiction for coffee. But the word would not be in the dictionary unless we we meant to use it either, anyway I ran a quick survey and foung that all people do not think there is anything wrong with drinking lots of fresh ground coffee. 'isn't that right Tala?, 'Yes tala, thats right.', 'And what about you Tala?', 'Oh I agree 100% with you Tala lots of coffee is good for you.", 'You agree to Tala?', "Actually I don't tala, too much is bad for you." Alright in that case three out of four people agree that lots of coffee is good for you and 75% is better than 60% or 55% isn't it. While getting my coffee I seen this freshly ground DECAFFINATED coffee on the shelf! That is disgusting! How can people mess with the almighty's creation of the natural organic caffine holder by taking the caffine out of it. It's just wrong. I demanded to speak to the manager and give them a chance to explain before I reported this obviously illegal practise to the relevant authorities.
I was gob smacked! Apparently there are people out there who have medical conditions who love coffee yet the caffine can make them ill or even be fatal so they take the caffine out of it. This world is going to the pack. Look the early caveman liked the taste of fresh meat and not roadkill like a scavenger so he went out and hunted Woolly Mammoths with nothing but a pointy stick and that was sometimes fatal! If a caveman had a gimpy leg and could not run away from the pissed off Mammoth who just wanted to do Mammoth things and not be stuck with sharp pointy things until it became lunch! The obviously relevant point is the caveman died doing what he liked even if it was dangerous to hunt Woolly Mammoths with a gimpy leg. Now wouldn't you prefer to leave this mortal coil doing something that gave you undeniable pleasure or would you rather choke on a placebo? Look they sever the placebo that attaches us to our mothers womb when we are born for a good purpose so we can go on to live our lives and experience all that the world has to offer you cannot go back! I believe that the removal of caffine from freshly ground coffee beans is further proof that the human race is regressing along with being a politician for a career choice, tuna free dolphin and yellow things with hinges. I'm off for a brew of non-placebo coffee, so get out of my way.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/22/2005 4:01 am

Aw poor Tala, absolute sacriledge as boney would say, although he tends to say it when he see's ignorant people mixing Chivvas OMG!

I am an Iced Coffee Girl myself, you don't want to see the look on my face the days my dad just wants to push my buttons and hands me a farmers union instead of the classic, lol even he does not like to see it so he only did it the once.

even so HOW COULD HE!

Paul's Iced Coffee or nothing!

WyvernRose


ReadyToTango46 57M
161 posts
3/22/2005 6:07 am

I was with you right up till the "yellow things with hinges". Then you lost me. Damn! And I though I was actually going to be able to read an entire Tala post and actually understand everything you were talking about. LOL.


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/22/2005 7:56 am

Aw poor Tango, where do you get lost in his prose sweety? perhaps I could translate?

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/22/2005 7:58 am

Tala by any chance are you referring to Slippery when wet signs used in public area's?

WyvernRose


ReadyToTango46 57M
161 posts
3/22/2005 8:59 am

Ha see! You don't know what it is either! Unless that IS what he was talking about, in which case...nevermind.


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/22/2005 2:04 pm

The world is just going to pieces 'yellow things with hinges" is a generic term that covers all to those useless things we have to have, that slice and dice, give you instant six pack abs, halve the effort needed to do the washing etc. I have actually seen a real yellow thing with hinges it was a yellow torch that did not need batteries but had a handle to wind up a little generator inside to create electricty so the totrch would shine. This yellow thing with hinges was also waterproof and could float in your pool. . Tango if you ever manage to completly understand one of my posts could you please tell me becasue i would like to understand one myself. ROFLMFAO!!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/22/2005 2:06 pm

Wyvern Youseriously need help honey, Farmers Union ICED Coffee is the closest you can get to orgasm in a carton, just watch out for paper cuts. lol

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/22/2005 2:08 pm

Tala is not drinking coffee this morning because Tala had a bit too much last night and is a little bit jumpy and is handling sharp objects at work today and somewhere in the deep dark recesses of his mind is a little bell going off that says it is dangerous to do this.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/22/2005 10:40 pm

lol you when was the last time you came to Darwin tala?

farmers union URGH!

BTW I got lots of those little useless things....I remember those torches though one I saw had a radio and all....

about as multifunctional as one of the nokia 3200 damn they are handy little things

WyvernRose


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/23/2005 2:22 pm

My last visit to Darwin was in 1990. Obviously there are some new sights to seee there now and I must get the place on my schedule soon, as Broome is in the itnerary for this tear and that is near enough to Darwin to make it possible. After all you have no winter there, yahoo!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
3/24/2005 12:20 am

lol very true no winter at all, although it gets damned cold when cyclones come into the area and through the dry season lol although our cold is likely your summer without a heat wave.....

WyvernRose


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