Teaching Cats to swim.  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
8/10/2005 9:18 pm

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Teaching Cats to swim.

They do absolutely as little as possible the furrry feral felines. Never fetch the paper, play catch the ball. Occaisionally one can be coaxed int playing with a ball of wool but the older they get the lazier is Cat Logic. Their only ambituion is to laze around being fed, pampered and petted.

Eradication of this cat blight is also using educations and get these furballs into contributing to the community. So to help the cats overcome their apparent phobia of water a swimming program has been instigated. To stop them pissing in the pool was a concern as it is difficult to supply convenient Kitty Litter i water.

I did consider attaching a brick to the cats as a psuedo Litter but i am not cruel just efficient. So I gave the swimming students some leeway.

Some of them have come along just fine so it is possible to create a Cat Lifeguard Service, who knows they may one day be as famous as the St Bernard Snow Rescue and Boooze delivery service.

Not all the Cats are good swimmers but still even those who can't swim are not wasted. They still make good slippers once they are dried out.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/12/2005 7:33 am

cats just love to swim don't they

WyvernRose


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/13/2005 6:10 am

hhmmmm,takes one large brick and ties to tala's willy and throws him in the deep end,
get swimming hun,the cats will rescue you ,

Yea right they will,a lovely stepping stone to dry land again


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i'm here to stay


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
8/13/2005 10:03 pm

Waggy this is not horrible just a community service, I love to help

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
8/13/2005 10:04 pm

Thank you Papy the brick has managed to extend my willy. It can now also help in the Community Cat Safety Program, as a club.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


mnfun952 102M

8/14/2005 5:01 pm

winter's coming... and I could use some new slippers....


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/14/2005 7:16 pm

Excuse me
In defense of the Cat Critters that you are hell bent on destruction...

These Furry friends do a lot of dirtywork. They catch mice, rodents, birds that poop on your car and other vermin. Are You dear Tala or that mangy excuse of a Cat Irradicator prepared to do that kind of dirtywork? Can U sir catch a bird with your paw? or grab a rat with your teeth? and neatly deliver it on your doorstep as a present?

I diddn't think so.

AND it so happens that cats are good at home security. My Cat Addison attacks stray dogs that wonder in the yard and to his credit sent them home packing... and yelping.

Bunnzster
Action Committee for Feline protection and sanctuary
USA


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
8/14/2005 9:11 pm

Okies Mnfun I will send you a pair for each day of winter, after don't want to waste any of these pelts. And I will thow in a Cat Hat too cant have cold ears now mate.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


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