So much good stuff happening to me.  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
7/28/2005 3:52 am

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So much good stuff happening to me.

Sometimes I really wonder what I have done to have such a good life. I don't even get very pissd off when I am, I just like to shoot my mouth of in between the next piece of good fortune being served up for me.

Yesterday was just one of those days when the unexpected happened again. Thing was it was delivered in the newspaper in the morning but due to the fact that on the way home from doing some banking and shopping I just happened to nearly walk past the pub. Seeing as it was only a nearly walk past, once I got inside I decided that two would not be enough beers to have.

It is my conclusion that drinking slower does not make you any more sober. But i did leave by 3.30pm round abouts, give or take an hour or so.
I should have had lunch before drinking too.

Anyway I settled in to a comfy armchair opened the newspaper and three pages in my jaw hit the floor. The worst thing was that I was too pissed to do anything about the article until today regarding a lot of shows and cd sales for me at the time.

Although that friendly voice in my head was whispering away, "Go on make a phone call drunk just for the hell of it." Fortunately there was just enough conciousness left in the MR. Responsible Tala to not do that. Personally I get a bit sick and tired of Mr "No Fun" Responsibility.

Which reminds me as i digress I am getting brain dead. Thats what I get after a day of being focussed on moving and shaking and by next week all the round pegs should be lined up with the round holes.

Off to put my brain in the freezer and freshen it up for tomorrow. Getting sogginess dripping out my ears.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/28/2005 4:24 pm

Are you sure you're not drunk now?


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
7/28/2005 7:33 pm

Katey you are a depraved sex maniac and should get treatment as soon as possible

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
7/28/2005 7:36 pm

Jay most definately sober, but that is worse my head really hurts either one of two things A I have been using my brain in a manner suitable for being 'normal' or B For some stupid reason I went and bought a jar of granulated coffee instead of getting fresh ground coffee and have caffine withdrawl

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/29/2005 7:38 am

Kind of missed the whole point to this story.. hi hi hi hi...
am sure you were drunk when you wrote this one


Barbiebunny69 43F

7/29/2005 12:15 pm

Oh No.. hes hitting rock bottom and snorting the coffee....


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
7/29/2005 7:18 pm

Waggypolly,EE407 and sexifit, You were right that is the problem with posting wjile brain dead. I had pushed myself to the very limit. It was not a black out but defiately a brain fade on my part. It was career related and I will complete the post next week with the full details that my brain forgot to insert as being bloody important to the whole tale.

Haaahaaa Which just proves how stupid I camn be. {=} to all for reminding me of the obvious. AdultFriendFinder

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
7/29/2005 7:19 pm

Barbie how I would love to hit your bottom {=}

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


AmberSolaire 42M

7/30/2005 8:28 am

Stays to watch the bottom hitting show that it took Tala ten years to come up with.Itsd very proffesional mate,you should take it on tour .lol


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