Sharks EAT people not TAKE them, Doh!!!!  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
9/16/2005 8:00 pm

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Sharks EAT people not TAKE them, Doh!!!!

Finished the self imposed rehab after returning from having a break and doing some work so I could pass it off as a legitmate trip and not only self indulgence. Damn it was fun, except for being stalked by buhddist monks, everywhere I went there were these orange and yellow robed characters. Me and religion have a perfectly good relationship they don't fuck with me and I leave them alone as well.

Maybe it was karma because i do recall giving religion a bit of a serve at the gig, but i was only joking. Been a while since i had let loose too and it was funny seeing all the comic crew being so serious at the first show. It was a competition gig so there were judges besides an audience. I drew the lucky straw and went on last after 12 acts and that suited me just fine because the bar was open all the way through the show and had a ball.

Nice and loose by the time I got on and in that special place that is a cross between nirvana and being locked in a brewery overnight. With summer coming up that is a good place to be and the pre-summer training has begun. A fella got eaten by a shark while doing a marine biology survey last week and I was pretty surprised to read and hear in the media that this minority group was coping a real pounding, they should leave the sharks alone. If they were flagrant offenders i could understand it but one shark makes one mistake and everyone is down on them like a tonne of bricks.

You don't know maybe the shark had ADD or found out his parents weren't married.

The sooner a hand book is brought out for swimmers that includes the Do' and Dont's for swimming in shark infested waters the better.
'Don't dress like a seal and swim with fish', you look like lunch! is a bloody obvious inclusion.

Tala sober and wise again


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/17/2005 7:32 pm

Damn straight Mr. Wizard! What does a Deity need with religion anyhow?

As for the shark, it was just helping out the marine biologists in their research. Now they can put in their report that sharks eat humans.


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
9/17/2005 7:50 pm

ROFLMAO Katey now they are putting o/s students in the centres, I always thought education was dangerous! Keef I once applied for funding to a reputable magazine called DINGO which had really good articles in betweeen the titty pictures to research if sharks had a sense of taste. They did give me money too Sharks do not eat lawyers there is some shit even they won't do

Oh Yeah the Petrel in the sharks mouth did survive by the way, the shark spat it out. So when swimming in shark infested waters I recomend wearing lots of feathers.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/17/2005 11:47 pm

lol tala i just dont swim with sharks simple as that

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/17/2005 11:47 pm

btw nice to see you back old friend

WyvernRose


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