Reddbeard finds his Ship, happy pirate song cumming  

Tala4u2 53M  
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8/22/2006 9:10 pm
Reddbeard finds his Ship, happy pirate song cumming

It was a perilous journey into the Bermuda Donut Hole to find where I had stored my ship for safe keeping. Fighting off hordes of vicious lesbian cannibals was not hard at all for some reason they didn't want to eat me? Hell, I even garnished myself and kept gatecrashing the tribal feasts. After two weeks of this the LC's finally got pissed off and rowed me all the way to where my ship was. I should have been grateful but the bitches found my camera and video footage of the tribal feasts and confiscated them. I kept telling them that the images did not steal their spirits but some how I think that had fuck all to do with it. Something to do with some tribal law called, Don't trust any bastard who knows Expatbrit49

I believe I may have been slighty shitfaced when I moored my ship before, even though it was happy to see me. I don't think SHIP was impressed about being left high and dry and on her side. I probably had a really good reason for doing this but fucked if i can remember why. Ha, can't remember Ship's name either. Admittedly I had been drinking at the time, okay all the time and it has slipped out of my memory. Women's names are much easier to forget than ships. At least this little faux pax can be resolved with a woman. SHIP on the other hand is quite sulky about it so I have promised to get her a new real flash Name that will strike terror into the hearts of the innocent and unsullied.

Name SHIP and make your mark on the ocean of Pervy Fun.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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