Patience is un-natural!!!  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
5/12/2005 5:00 pm

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Patience is un-natural!!!

Crap nearly a whole month since a post and yes I have been told off!!! Not the first nor the last time but I have been experimenting with 'patience' and have concluded that it is un-natural. I do not give a flying fuck for those cliches such as 'All good things come to those who wait' etc, etc, etc.

I have a perfectly capable viking helmet and battle axe for getting what I am waiting for I just couldn't find where I had stored when the fishing season started back in November. Well now its found and I am looking forward to adding to the decapitation count of the French Revolution which has been in hiatus since the famous assualt marked by, 'Cunnilingus of the Brassiere' Day.

Of course like all reasonable popular uprisings there must be at least one slight by the authorities to give it justification and of course an 'authority' must be found to perpetrate the act upon as well. Fine, I have not got laid in over a month that will do me for reason.

Now I do not blame other people but fuck it that is no reason for me to not scatter myself like shrapanel and collect a few innocent bystanders as I purge myself of this patience affliction, oh and this other digusting germ I conytracted over the past few months! "RESPONSIBILITY" well fuck that as well. There is far to much historical fact writing going on so it is time to shove the donkey dick up the ass of the conservative collective and assure them it is hurting them a lot more than it is me and they only have themselves to blame. In a perfect world all the bloggers on AdultFriendFinder would be neighbours, and as the world is not perfect I am going to edumacate my actual neighbours (alright total community population) why they are wrong.

PS; I am not counting blowjobs in the past month as getting laid but that is only sementics.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
5/12/2005 5:56 pm

Hey... is that "Patience" in the picture with you? Is so, just what kind of experimenting have you been up to with her?

TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
5/12/2005 5:58 pm

I hate not being able to edit....

Hey... is that "Patience" in the picture with you? If so, just what kind of experimenting have you been up to with her?

mnfun952 102M

5/12/2005 6:02 pm

Welcome back to "The Show" Tala... it's good to see you made it back alive. Now go over to ExPat's blog and tell him to stop worrying about you.

expatbrit49 62M

5/12/2005 6:13 pm

Hey Tala, well that was a little dissapointing I was sure you were involved in some sort of international intrege but it turns out you have just been looking for reasons to be love brits, I can see why that would take so long. LOL

Now this idea of all the bloggers being neighbours...WOW that could be a real nightmare....... Welcome back

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/12/2005 7:25 pm

Thankyou for the welcoming thoughts all, PostingNick I did some social experimenting with "patience' in the picture as she is one of a group of rather debauched friends I hang out with. She currently has a great guy (not me but). but the group of debauchers have kept me in touch with reality hahahaha

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

ProtonicMan 47M

5/12/2005 7:30 pm

If we get to be neighbors, I want to live between Sexyfit and papy!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/12/2005 9:34 pm

Excellent idea Tala. A revolution is just what BlogLand needs. I have similar thoughts, and the machinations have already begun in the pursuit of my true intentions. Patience is for rocks. It is also good for plans within plans within plans...



5/12/2005 10:20 pm

Welcome back Tala ,good to see you all hail and healthy and debauched.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/12/2005 10:45 pm

welcome back tala,we missed you

I'm a

i'm here to stay

slamminscott 46M

5/13/2005 10:33 am

You went without sex for a month?

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