I am getting good at having fun  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
6/13/2005 7:25 am

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I am getting good at having fun


The long weekend is over tonight and I enjoyed and surprised myself at how well I behaved. It is hard to admit that behaving in an extremely untidy manner in public is a fault of mine in the past but I can That had a lot to do with my self imposed exile from pubs and clubs from November to March this year and now I am reaping the benefits. Having only one character trait that puts me in that sometimes bad company group is not so bad when you know it yourself.

For me it is something akin to rolling a snowball from the top of a mountain and by the time it reaches the bottom it has picked up Wile E Coyote, Daffy Duck and a bear happily hibernating. Yes Tala has the potential to become a one man party to end all parties and it builds up as a night goes on. I am not one of those people who swithches on straight away I unconciously garner up the mood and pace of a club and place myself in the center and then just let myself go.

I love to party it is the greatest of fun but unfortunately I can get caught up in my own momentum and forget that parties must stop eventually. But after three days of a long weekend I can look back and be proud of my good manners and self control. Friday night I went down to my local (well it is again now ) and had for quiet and enjoyable pints of Guinness (I am still boycotting my previous favoured tipple because I can) And ambled home quite happy, Saturday was party night and with amazing restraint I went and watched a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and all I had to do was turn right on walking out the cinema and head into party central but turned left and went home. Okay Sunday was race day for the legendary horse and I went to the pub to watch it at 1pm but had the times wrong and was an hour early so walked bach to home and decided that perhaps it was time I had a fully fledged party so walked into a better drinking establishment nearer home and let the moths out of my wallet.

By 2.30 I had discovered that I could still hold a conversation of more than six words in a semntence and peoples was nice. At free o'clocks these orangutangs were giving me peanuts from their bowls which was conubial of them. Abit laters after the hands had fallen of the clock but the wall was still holding it up and nothing was spinning at all the orangutangs left but I didnney mind. Then these big peoples who had the same colour as me so they weren't aliens just in case anyones thought they mights be helped save the floor from falling over on the wall and I stopped drinking Guinness as they showed me this new drink which was orange it might have been raspberry come to think of it but I prefered calling it orange. It reminded me of my freinds the orangutangs who had shared peanuts wuith me earlier but it did not taste like peanuts though. I tried to put some salt in it to see if that brouht the peanut flavour out but the not aliens or orangutang people said you had salt with another drink and not this one.

It all got too confused for me so I waved good bye to the barstools and hugged all the people I didn't know on the way out. I couldnt find my horse where i had left it but them I remmberred that I had walked so told myself to stop being a silly me and went into a pizza shop because they are always got places to go instead of cooking yourself. I think self canabalising may be a sin but more importantly it probably would hurt. Anyways I swapped some moneys for a pizza which was a great deal because the pizza cam in a box and was a lot bigger than the little money things I swapped for it.

It ws a special time warp pizza and they are hard to get too! Before I knew it I had been home and found a couch to sit on while lying on my back. The pizza started doing the vacumming while one of my eyes had a nap and the others lookied at the tv then it had a nap too because i had not turned it on. I had lots of little naps and must have sleepwalked a bit too because i did not wake up on the couch. I found the pizza this morning and we had breakfast together. I already miss that pizza I should have kept him for dinner.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/13/2005 12:56 pm

i hope if i ever come to visit i won't be wined and dined on beer and pizza


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
6/13/2005 3:43 pm

Oh I hope if ever I get south I am wined and dinned on Pizza lol although I think I will stick to coke if tala is around lol....it looks like he needs guidence when drinking lol, Aw you pooor boy looks like you got into an even sorrier state than I did.....I was skulling rum and I just couldn't drive I could still walk straight lol

that's why I don't drink beer....

Tala salt is for tequila....what was that they gave you? some sort of cocktail...? mate those things are bad news....we used to give my sister those things and she would suck on em like a bottle and we would be pouring her home!

WyvernRose


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/13/2005 4:04 pm

Wasn't that fun when we played Twister?
You still owe me 10 little money things because I won.


expatbrit49 62M

6/13/2005 5:08 pm

Geeze Tala man when you stop being funny you het weird or maybe its when you stop being weird you are funny.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


AmberSolaire 42M

6/13/2005 6:36 pm

Its when you wake up in the storeroom of the pizza place with your dick in a traffic cone that you need to worry mate.pmsl

You are lucky you dont wear contacts.Waking up and thinking your blind because you have your eyelids stuck together.I once spent hours scraping my cornea for one only to realise it was already out!

AHHHH the joys of alchohol.


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/13/2005 7:51 pm

Papy you gorgeous sophisticated hottie, Beer, Orangutangs and Pizza are for Tala time only and never involved with dating {=}

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/13/2005 7:54 pm

Wyvern I dont know what it was but it was such a pretty colour and it worked. Tala does not need guidence when drinking he was only in second gear still had three more to go, hahahaa. Am stocking up on coke a Cola already

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/13/2005 7:56 pm

Jay and I have now read the Twister rule book and nowhere does it say it is part of the game to always be in physical contact with the Pink bit. You cheated!! lol (Y)

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/13/2005 8:00 pm

Expat you scientists are far too smarty pants for me and understand why for some strange reason whenever there is a community fundraiser here in town I am always asked to do my own show and not perform with the rest of the townspeople contributing to the entertainment. Ahh the curse of genius,

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/13/2005 8:02 pm

Oh and for some reason they worry I may say Fuck!! And if I do I am only saying it not telling them to do it.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/13/2005 8:04 pm

Amber I do wear contacts and have had the Stevie Wonder Experience, How the fuck does he find the piano?!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Barbiebunny69 43F

6/15/2005 9:30 pm

I think self canabalising may be a sin but more importantly it probably would hurt

I dunno why but that line is the funniest thing.... LMAOOOO


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/18/2005 6:34 pm

Well behaved is not suitable for wizards.


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