I've been to Iowa it's not a bit like Mexico!  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
8/2/2005 9:21 pm

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I've been to Iowa it's not a bit like Mexico!

Getting lost in big places is easy if a bit of effort is put into it. The US is a lot bigger than the page in the atlas which is dangerous for locating yourself when touring through there. Especially when you get there and get your first map and realise that it is a smaller piece of paper and only has a little bit of what was on the Atlas page.

Where was I? yep San Diego, nice place in fact good harbour sunshine, checked out the Seaworld theme park and scooted over to Mexico for a peek, get cheap tequila and a bit drunk. On second thoughts; Got pissed as the worm in the bottles, liked cheap tequila for some stupid reason bought a leather jacket and got carried back through immigration and customs.

Should have stayed in Mexico, because for sme reason my next sober memories are Des Moine airport, being taken to see John Wayne's house, and spending three days sobering up in a little town called Bedford. Which reminds me WTF is a "MOINE"!? I know De Bus-a form of transport, De Hospital-where nurses work, De girls-the Iowa transvestite marching revue, but never have I found, seen or heard of a; Moine?

This was harder than it should have been, for some stupid reason I had packed tequila in my suitcase. I think I was fascinated by the worms in the bottles so in the process of advancing science I was researching as to whether they could be smoked. Did you know that a worm dries out in the sun quicker that a person does when drinking tequila?

Another great step for science another memory to prove I can remember the irrelevant.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


expatbrit49 62M

8/3/2005 12:40 pm

now thats good science travelling, Tequila, worms and a pussy pic, you should present this at a conference

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
8/3/2005 7:14 pm

Katey you space cadet I have no probs with your invetigating Tala. But anal probes stay in the pages of National Enquirer, unless there are squirrels involved.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
8/3/2005 7:17 pm

Expat well u being and exspurt in this I do take your word as right. Unfortunatel even after mush subterfuge at infiltrating conferences I seem to be held up at the entry point by security. Just more of the conspiracy to prevent my knowledge being passed on to the community at large

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/4/2005 2:38 am

lol Tala you have your blog you don't need to worry about perverting conferences

Ahhhhhhhh well I am sure we shall both be missed at the bloggers convention

WyvernRose


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/4/2005 11:21 am

**Likes this story verrrrrrrrry Much*

Moine is the opposite of yers. Come on WHizz


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