How to meet lots of girls and guys on AFF  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
3/16/2005 5:02 am

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How to meet lots of girls and guys on AFF

I feel it is only fair to share my knowledge as other do on how to approach people on AdultFriendFinder. Enjoy and good luck.

Firstly this is about CEREBRAL contact, no not Clitoral and cerebral is not dyslexic for clitoral either if you think that don't worry I have written this slowly so you can keep up.

Profile Name; Sooo important forget about appendages and fluid discharges you must have important key words to stimmulate and enthrall the viewer as Follows; Love God Thunder Pumper, Passion Flower Goddess, Oh You Are Wonderful God and Awesome Heavenly Goddess for example. Now You will notice that all these names have God or Goddess in them, for a good reason with the freedom to worship you can establish your AdultFriendFinder site as a religious write off for tax purposes. This also means you can get yourself some really cool robes for your wardrobe and stuff like an altar (waterbed) and candles for a corner of your home for religious celebrations.

Picture; Being a deity gives you complete freedom in your image (don't forget to register it so when it goes on coffee cups it is yours) The old perched on a mountain top surrounded by birds, cute furry creatures and bees is okay but there is nothing wrong with sitting behind the wheel of a Ferrari, Lamborgini or in the cockpit of a Lear Jet. Even being omnipitent does not allow visages of you feeding a multitude to be uploaded.

Profile Intro; 'Creator of the universe' is too much, remember all gods start small and build up with their following. "Provider of bliss and occaisional small miracles" is a nice modest intro as an original deity you must be able to provide your own catchcry for accolytes and supplicants.

Profile; okay don't be too short even a god or goddess must have a reasonable treatise up to 10 main points seems to work for most religions. Major no no's are words like Abstinence, Celibacy, Monogamy, and Damnation.

Right that should get you started don't hesitate to ask for guidence as we here at the Godhead and Deity Association are here only for you the All Powerful.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


youenjoymyself73 41M
15 posts
3/16/2005 10:02 am

Hmmm....me thinks you have just started a new theology. I like it.


ReadyToTango46 57M
161 posts
3/16/2005 2:19 pm

Crap. I screwed up with my profile name AND my photos! >.<

How does "ReadyToSmite46" sound? No nevermind, it doesn't have the word God in it...


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/17/2005 7:19 am

Ready to tango46 here at G.A.D.A are always general in outr encouragement to the AllPowerful. Does Buhdda have God in it? Aphrodite, Zues, Thor...? No because Godhead is not reliant upon the words but the all encompassing power of your missives, the God must believe in them self to begin the first steps towards small miracles and minor catastrophes towards the unbeleiver. There is the negative to communing with gods thou hast the power to change unbeleivers into pillars of custard.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/17/2005 7:28 am

Youenjoymyself73,...THEOLOGY now that just rolls of the tongue like!? A PR consultant after a round of tequlia shooters. (G.A.D.A. recomends seeing Youenjoymyself73's parable of; The good samaritan gets a blowjob. You may see the light and start your own religion) May life eternal be you reward and all your acolytes swallow.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
3/18/2005 1:10 pm

Great post ... * BigSmile *

I like reading your blog


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/18/2005 8:01 pm

Thankyou Goddess, and I thoroughly recomend viwers to see the Goddesses Blog it is soothing and enthralling

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/19/2005 6:10 am

Just be gentle...there is a lot of responsibility with being omnipitant. A bit too much enthusiasm and there will be pillars of salt, people getting swallowed by whales...and lets not even get into the Roman and reek ods and Goddesses. Yoi are a sweety though mmmm hunny!!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


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