How to avoid sharks biting your legs off  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
3/19/2006 4:53 pm

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How to avoid sharks biting your legs off

In the water us humans a generally tasty morsels with dangly bits. The trick is to be able to keep your dangly bits and not be lunch. This is best done by being able to lift said dangly bits out of the way of the fish intent on taste testing you as shown.

Another health and safety message brought to you by being a perv.


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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cumseeme4fun4us 60M
57 posts
3/20/2006 9:00 am

Obviously some people are more than just flexible.
There a few who have developed special skills and/or
have been blessed with special "natural" talents.
I would say that the person in this photo has shown
"legceptional" skill and seems to have
"legstra-special" talent lol.


expatbrit49 62M

3/20/2006 1:28 pm

ROFL, so its good to have long dangly bits or be a syncro swimmer

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
3/21/2006 7:15 pm

Is that a pic of Lucy brown or Lotte Lenya? Wait. I know. Its Jenny Diver. No. Check that. It's gotta be Sukey Tawdry.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/21/2006 11:02 pm

Man it would be handy to be ableto do that some days...lol...

lustytaurus


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
3/22/2006 4:29 pm

Cumsee; Which just proves that us men are not just looking a pussy...All the time LMAO
Expat Syncro swimming how is it their make up doesn't run?
Keef please tell me they are not relatives of yours ROFLMAO
Lusty You Pervert

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PERVlander


EverReady343 47M

4/8/2006 3:54 am

If only I could do that. I wouldn't leave the house!


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