Fuck,Fuck, Fuck, Hippopotamus!  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
3/15/2005 2:30 pm

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Fuck,Fuck, Fuck, Hippopotamus!


Open up the newspaper and the trivia starts, well actually the front page and it starts. Apologies are not my forte yet in this case I am really sorry as generally speaking my nation has never done anything particularly bad to anyone elses country. Our major newspaper is the first that this fella Rupert Murdock owned so we have beeen suffering for a long time and if the rest of the world will forgive us here in Australia as there is only 20 million of us so we exported him! First to England because that is a good place to return the favour after alll they started it all by transporting all their convicts to Oz 200 years ago and we wanted to get back at them. How the fuck were we to know that Rupert would bloody well prosper in England. Cunning as a Fox the wily Rupert, he is responsible for many travesties the Titanic, invading Iraq and the Simpsons. Hang-on the Simpsons are a good thing so one out of three is not too bad. That Titanic fuck me how many times does that ship have to sink!? And what about the Iceberg has anyone ever considered the ecological damage the ship did to that innocent piece of ice which was happliy floating along minding it's own business as icebergs do when WHAM!!! a great fucking steel liner slams into it!. Thousands of homeless penguins, walruses bruised and battered by the impact and was there a massive fundraiser for them, an out pouring of sympathy and grief for the injured and maimed. NO!! Poor bloody seals unless they are cute, fluffy white ones that make good stoles and coats no-one gives a fuck. That Fucking Rupert Murdoch has a lot to answer for.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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ReadyToTango46 57M
161 posts
3/15/2005 4:01 pm

The southern hemisphere is a strange and mystical place. You have different stars at night then we in the northern hemi have, and when you pull the stopper in your sinks the water swirls in the wrong direction. That's just not right.


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
3/15/2005 9:20 pm

Damn it we lead with or back foot as well, plus we all have to learn to swin as soon as we are born because all the water runs downhill to the south and one day the whole place will be flooded. Crap and then as if things aren't bad enough bloody Kevin Costner will decide to make WATERWORLD II here as if we haven't got enough disasters already!

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