Flying Penguins, a tale of intoxication  

Tala4u2 54M  
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5/15/2005 7:41 pm

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Flying Penguins, a tale of intoxication

Once upon a time, because I have always wanted to start a post with that, in a galaxy that was earthbound but was inhabited by me in a state of permanent intoxication that it made Star Trek believable I began publishing my thoughts.

How the hell was I to know it would be successful, it was just meant to be me filling in time and being constructive with combining my ideas with action. Somewhere among my storage shed I even have copies of the original Flying Penguin but can't be bothered today getting one out for a pic to scan in.

I admit that when publishing the first FP's I was getting intoxicated 20% of the time, pissed and stoned 40% of the time and the other 40% was sobering up, before starting again. These first magazines were in two styles one on sport and the other on arts. Being the lazy bastard I am I decided in a fit of genius inspired by doing less and getting just as much done to combine the two.

Thankfully FP's never became pornographic and that is simply because at that time my logic although slightly skewed would not let the combination of a 'hobby' (aka sex) mix with 'profession' (sport and art).

The writers I employed came from my socialising and I still enjoy the memories of letting poets loose on sport and partyanimals on literature. As I do not often focus on the past it is strange to be sitting here and being overwhelmed with the people who wrote and performed with me during the years of Flying Penguins.

Once a 'Penguin' always a Penguin in my mind these people are and our exploits were perhaps best described as socially notorious and uninhibited. I guess it is fair to say that publicly we were outrageous and yet it always seemed to be very moderate to me. One organised for 10 people to be naked in a cubicle he built inside his gallery for 48 hrs, with a viewing platform, another at a Writers week festival was requested to stop his performance withing 2 mins of starting, and I guess my contibution was to create a tv promotion featuring Adolf Hitler as a conductor of an orchestra which was banned. But made the front page of newspapers. (The whole point of it really.)

The thing that brought these memories up was that a month ago at a party chatting to a guy there he recognised me as the Flying Penguin. It is strange to be back in that zone again where I get to remember the past and see that the evolution of myself has mellowed the actions but sadly that the Flying Penguins is now locked away from the light of day for now, hahahahaa.

Yours without Alzhiemers
Tala


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/16/2005 9:58 am

Tala you must tell me more about the FP, sounds like alot of fun with a dash of drug induced creativity....

Mate I love your blog and I would have used you to unseat Mystic Tonight, but for the slight problem that it would have taken a couple of hundred comments to do so!

but I shall work at it slowly but surely and one day you shall reign Supreme in blog land

I must get started finding your queen!

WyvernRose


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/16/2005 12:51 pm

CAN THIS BE TRUE??? My beloved Tala is the leader of the Flying Penguins ??? OMG! I will be the most famous REDNECK in Nawth Carolina! I know Tala! The stories of y'alls escapades are LEGENDARY in these parts. And I, I know the FATHER of these FOWL!

There are rednecks here that are even bigger and dumber than me, but I will lead them all in spite of my deficiencies when it becomes known that I have an inside track to the Chief Penguin! Imagine, from waterboy to leader of the Rednecks 4 Flying Penguins Fan Club in a mere 6 weeks!

We have been distessed for many years when we lost touch with FP news. We have formed a committee to attempt to bring us together. It is the Concerned Rednecks and Penguins committee but we just refer to it as C.R.A.P for short.

signed,
Tala's #1 fan

( can I have your autograph? )


expatbrit49 62M

5/16/2005 3:31 pm

English Man reads post and is confused.... comea back latter and sees comments.......... Reads comments, still none the wiser.

Leaves stupid comment and leaves

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/16/2005 3:40 pm

Yes google Flying Penguins and you will get a lot of responces and it always makes me laugh when I look at my cheque book and see Flying Penguins as the holder of it. I often wonder if I am responsible for fathering all these offshoots to the FP's. Which just proves how good a fertilizer CRAP is. What makes the FP's so dangerous to well ordered society is the complete understanding of the phrase "Rules!? Okay hang on while I make some up.' Being highly incompetent with technology holds me back sometimes keff I will send an autograph as soon as I figure out how to use these Biro things. Anyone who is considering leadership must remember the golden rule, 'Abuse of power is expected not guaranteed'

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/16/2005 3:48 pm

Cmon expat confused, you! Never! Ah one great mind lost in the search for making sense of a period even I struggle to rationalise you should have seen it from my perspectice, all 238 of them. pmsl

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/17/2005 8:33 am

Tala I am googling and I still have no idea

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/17/2005 8:34 am

I want to know I NEED to know!

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/17/2005 8:34 am

OMG I AM GETTING DESPERATE!?!?!

WyvernRose


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/17/2005 6:10 pm

Wyvern stop making me horny

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/17/2005 6:10 pm

This must have been the moment right before you collapsed and surrendered to your sensuality wyvernrose . Then you posted that plea to be manhandled...And I ended up stuck in a damn rowboat.

Not only that, I was ravished by koalas far out to sea. Then I was hit with C.R.A.P. from above. By the time I got back here to nawth carolina I was all sunburned and sore.

I think it is easier to find a local girl...

(if you call again wyvernrose I will still come...I cannot help myself)


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/17/2005 6:58 pm

lol I am sure it was mere moments before the Urge took me lol

Row boats aren't all bad keith

and Tala it hasn't killed you yet

Thanks for letting me know about the flying penguins may they return one day

WyvernRose


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