Fellowship of the Pervs cont...  

Tala4u2 54M  
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2/25/2006 6:25 pm

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Fellowship of the Pervs cont...

Expat KING of PERVS waved for his retainers to come and lift the exhausted cum filled husk of his morning tea from his lap and reached for the remote control. Momentarily saited, he flicked on the multi screen wall on to survey the cummings and goings of Blogland, as reported by his faithful acolytes in his POX NETWORK media empire. If only I had the Ring of Power it all would be mine, the PIG KING would soon hand over his newspaper after I turned the Ring of Power on him. The attention grabbing chime of a POX NEWS FLASH caught his attention. This just in to our desk, Hymeney the stunning Dux of Blogland University has been reported missing. A student of much talent and beauty this delectable virgin has dissapeared. An unconfirmed report that Parry Hotter has also gone missing has given rise to a possible elopment. But this is highly unlikly with the reputation of the Blogland Beauties high standards.

EXPAT, threw the remote violently across his Throne room impaling one of the cleaners who were for ever removing the stains and gore of his amusements from the floor, walls and ceiling. And someone clean that bloody mess out of my Throne Room how can a despot think with all that whimpering and scrabbling on the floor. You'd think they had never had a remote pierce their spleen before!! roared the KING of PERVS Get me my personhell manager!
A timid voice next to the King piped up You don't have one at the minute you had the last one impaled on a dildo for breakfast and when we brought in the candidates for promotion half an hour ago you had two of them impaled. Your Majesty that cum filled husk that was just removed from your lap from morning tea was the successful candidate and it will be another hour before she is pumped out at least.

Damn it's getting bloody hard to find good pervs they never seem to be able to last the training, I need a recruitment campaign Pervettes Wanted go start one in Blogland now. The usual package, unending debauchery, toys, cameras, perv status and dental. Get me a lawyer as well I feel like impaling something at the minute all this moderation is becoming dull.
Your Majesty all your lawyers are busy dealing wuth the little problem you caused in New Orleans. New Orleans?! I don't remember impaling New Orleans. I have not even been pervy there? That's right Your Majesty, but you did go down there to get the monopoly on the beads franchise so the girls would only show their breasts to you during the Mardi Gras. When it was denied that caused you to have a little tanty and jamming the taps on in your motel room caused a bit of flooding So what, it's not the first time there has been flooding that other guy did it what's his name Noah's mate. Use that as my defence the 'Noah Clause' I only wanted the beads franchise to save them from the Diety wreaking his thunderblots and lighting stuff for committing sins. Didn't get the beads franchise and so the Diety made the flood not Lovable Expat.

AND I WANT THAT MISSING HYMENEY! Those Blogland girls are delicious and the virgins taste sweeter than most. I will not be thwarted in my crusade to crush that irritating carbunkle on my ass Parry Hotter. With Hymeney as bait I will lure him into a trap of my own design and have him in my grasp and finally the way will be open to getting the Ring of Power


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Tala4u2 54M  
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2/28/2006 12:50 am

MzHuny...That will come out in the next few chapters sweety. Loveale Expat kinda deserves to to get a juicy fresh succulent Virgin. But part of me just can't decide if he should or Parry Hotter. God I love wroiting stories and having no idea how they will end up. LoL

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