Feel like I been for a ride in a tumble drier  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
4/22/2005 6:58 pm

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Feel like I been for a ride in a tumble drier

Holy crapping arseholes this is the second day of having a break, okay I did go in at 8.30 yesterday morning and entertain a busload of tourists and do a guided tour, then fucked off home straight after.

I did say i would go in today and do some export pack preparations but I don't feel like doing that now. Pretty cool the way I am so conscientious about my 'work', that's why Australia does not have an expansionist attitude. Simply put most of us can't be fucked!

Mind you finally the videos of my commercials finally turned up in the post yesterday after two weeks and having to get a second set sent. Which means that by Monday the casting agents will have some great vision of me playing the fool. Still waiting on more from other tv shows but why worry it is slowly coming together.

Which is good because right now I should arrange a massage because i feel absolutely stuffed. Like I have gone ten rounds with Ali, nine of them with me crumpled in a heap on the canvas having the crap kicked out of me by disgruntled punters. Not at my athletic best today again got a bit carried away with thinking I was superman this week and am now paying the price for NOT being superman.

I think I have pulled at latest count 3 muscles, elbow, hip and lower lumbar. One shoulder is making "crunchy' sounds! And this is my good one! And my left wrist is definately better today than yesterday so I am not going to risk aggravating it today. And my feet want me to walk on my hands to give them a rest.

Moral of the story is; "I am a lazy bastard for a good reason work can kill you it is proven time and again. Performing may give my liver stretch marks and sometimes I wake up in foriegn parts BUT it does not hurt!"


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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cochise226922 46M

4/22/2005 8:47 pm

Do not disgrace Muhammad Ali like that - you would never have survived the first 30 seconds. Crocodile Dundee or his buddy Donk maybe... Otherwise hope your bod feels better soon. Massage sounds like a good idea..or the hot-tub at least.


expatbrit49 62M

4/23/2005 4:30 am

Dont discrace Superman like that, even if you can leap tall buildings in a single ......., Have a rest Tala mate and see if you can find a few of those cute tourists to give you a massage.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
4/23/2005 10:49 pm

lol tala you need a night like I had last night

WyvernRose


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
4/24/2005 4:08 pm

Great to see all the fans of THE SUPERMAN standing up for the 'Louisville Lip' what a champion Ali was we will never see another of him in our lifetimes.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
4/24/2005 4:17 pm

cochise, In my wilder more daring days I once fought in a boxing tent in Tennant Creek. It is the last of it's kind in Australia and still tours the country at town fairs and the boxers in the tent take on all comers from the crowd. You only have to last three rounds to win the bout. You simply get the nerve up to put yourself forward then you get some gloves given to you and into the tent you go! I did not fight "Ali" but still got out of the ring with my face still looking pretty. A round lasts a lifetime when boxing I can assure you, my only staregy was to 'dance' like I had never danced b4. There was no way I was going to stand toe to toe with my opponent coz he would have ripped me to shreds, my ribs have never been so sore in all my life when I stumbled out of that ring. I did not get knocked down but lost on points. Aaaah for the stupidity of youth again, hahahaha

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
4/24/2005 4:19 pm

Sexyfit I have my massage organised but oooh I wish it was you doing it just the view of u soothes the aches heehee {=}

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/17/2005 8:36 am

Oink! Oink! Pink! Oh my what was that

WyvernRose


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