Excuse me it  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
5/27/2005 1:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Excuse me it

It is 6pm CST (that is Central Standard Time not Cunt Struck Time) and I have finally finished the season> A disaster stuck the holding tanks and the last shipment of lobsters met an untimely end which boo hoo hoo meant that NO MORE EXPORTING!!!

After a very rude and ill timed phone call this morning at the ungodly hour of 9am!!!! The boss asked if I was in town, because of the early hour the Tala brain was not awake and the other bit was. So I stupidly said yes. I think the workplace got the message from my arrival at ten am that the Tala brain was awake by then and not happy.

Obviously my bright cheerful demeanour and scintillating use of expletives not only every second words but as hyphens as well encouraged them to give me the responsibility to drive the truck to the harbour and expend my energy on unloading sharks (again)

They still have not learnt how vindictive and petty I am even after two seasons, all this did was give me time to loosen up my muscles and prime myself to create amusement for myself.

On my return with the load I was beside myself with glee and had my concientious worker facade at full strength. I bided my time and I waited until the knives were flashing and the fins were flying ( note Skarkfins are worth a shitload more loot than the shark flesh so we sell them seperately hee hee) There is no escape for anyone when this hive of activity is a full speed.

It took three hours to finish in which time I could count the amount of words that all the other people got in I could count on both hands.

Having now resolved the majority of important political, social and anti social problems on this VERY BIG ISLAND the countinent of Austcountralia and explained why the cuntrymen I was regaling with splendiforous countversation why I am the best Vagina they have ever had the pleasure of whorking with I felt much better.

Anyway I am off to my local after a six month workus interuptus and tomorrow am planning a visit to meet a couple of lovely bi-babes near by for a cup of tea and biscuits.

Tala


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/27/2005 4:28 am

well use of the C word, Enjoy tomorrow


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/27/2005 7:45 am

I love the Kookaburra Tala they are one of my favourites about the only thing I miss from southern life we don't get many of them here

lol that'll teach em for using the bell too early in the morn

enjoy your tea and bikkies

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/27/2005 7:48 am

Kookaburra sits on the electric wire,
Jumping up and down with his Ass on Fire,
Laugh Kookaburra,
Laugh Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be.

WyvernRose


expatbrit49 62M

5/27/2005 11:17 am

Ah evil wizard you are not having any luck getting the Penguins to fly so now you are training Killer Kookaburras….I’m on to your plan

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/27/2005 8:43 pm

Papy the post has had to be edited now so the 'C' word insertions have been changed heehe xxx

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/27/2005 8:46 pm

Ever noticed Wyvern how many movies with jungle settings in africa and sth amaerica used to have Kookaburra's laughing in the soundtracks? Yes we have a poultice of good birds here in the South.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/27/2005 8:48 pm

Eric the 'Alibut you shall never thwart my now accepted evil plan for Blog Domination and the whoreding of all accessible pussy.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/28/2005 12:05 am

SensuallyKatey, Photos of spidercrabs? Crap I must have missed your post. We have none here but I am sure there are a few King Crabs in one of the holding tanks at work will that do?

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/28/2005 6:02 am

lol yes Tala I have noticed.....that's one beautiful bird and although I have seen one or two locally over the years there just isn't the morning chorus that I grew up with in drouin I really do miss it.....

WyvernRose


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/28/2005 9:46 am

my ears are burning dude. calm down when yer at work. they will not understand the change, and you can strike when they are thus off-balance.


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