Despoiler of Virgins, The Wizard's return  

Tala4u2 53M  
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2/12/2006 5:37 pm

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Despoiler of Virgins, The Wizard's return


I wandered outside my cave the other day to have a look see, after getting a missive from the Pig King which seemed quite amuzing. I was halucinating on lichen salad at the time and forgot to put my pants on and could have got frostbite in my nether regions and thinking stick but lo and behold!! The sun was shining, fucking winter is over apparently, it has been summer for a few months but lichen while nutricious, well there is fuck all else to eat in a cave, does screw up my perception.

Things have changed a bit in the outside world but I checked my mail box and sure enough 'Bad Tala' has been lumped with community service for something he did that upset the way ordered society operates. Which is the whole point of doing stuff as far as Tala is concerned. I frigging hate community service I did mention that by staying in the cave was a service to the community, but no the authorities say that self imposed exile does not count, also, I didn't say sorry. So I stamped my feet and held my breath til my face turned blue coz I am not sorry it was fun.

Anyway now I have to fulfill my service order and I am not amused at all. Firstly I missed the start of the War on Terror because of being Bad Tala there were other things that had me occupied and anyway I didn't start it, plus the uniforms look crap and if I have to wear one I want Armani not government issue.

It was pointed out to me that because of my Deity status the War on Terror has ramifications for me coz if I am on the losing side I am truly in strife. These bastard terrorists have issued a FATWAH on me. Now I am mischeivious and playful but never cruel. But if these terrorists think that making BBW's cry and blaming me is going to be allowed they really have made a mistake! Coz now it's personal.

I have studied the motivational speeches and pay scale of these suicide bombers and even though I am still not war like, have grudgingly accepted the community service order. I have to now run around at the authorities beck and call despoiling virgins. Because if there are no virgins these bombers don't get into paradise.

This is bloody hard I mean bloody hell what constitutes a VIRGIN!? Is this inclusive of Oral Virgins, Anal Virgins. Then there are these Vestial Virgins what the fuck is is a Vestial!! Probably some mythical body part like the G spot that is invisible to men. And as for finding a bloody virgin hells bells like yeah and I pick the winning lottery numbers every time.

So I will do my Community service but I am still not going to say sorry.

Tala
Wizard of the Kingdom of BooBoBia, Diety, and Despoiler of Virgins! (grudgingly and still not saying sorry)

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/12/2006 5:59 pm

In a stand for my own personal rights and because it really hurt having the video camera implanted in my thinking stick so the footage of Virgins being despoiled can be aired on CNN. The rules are being alterred; As far as I am concerned pretend virgins are acceptable in fullfilling my community service. Anyone who thinks that Tala should follow the rules and does not know how he thinks is warned ANY attempt to apply rules to the letter will be subverted if this is persisted with then the Penguin Horde will be unshackled and released and then you will be sorry, But I never will.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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papyrina 50F
21133 posts
2/13/2006 1:55 am

you daft sod welcome back


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/13/2006 2:52 pm

It's good to be back sexyfit, always gets my juices creative blogging in here. Nothing to do with the delectable eye candy on display at all, well maybe a little bit... xx

Ah Mz Hunny, what an apt description of virginial, It almost makes me feel guilty even using the word a post. Even though I am sure I was once virginial and still retain the vestiges of that time deep in my thinking cabbage. Y;know most people would even understand the concept of virginial except as something to abuse. Sadly.

Yes Sweetneeds Mz Hunny was right on the money.

But community service is just that to make non conformists conform so I must Despoil Virgins even though it is grudgingly.

STILL NOT SAYING SORRY

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/13/2006 2:57 pm

Papy you hot horny wee beastie, I got distracted with an aberation of moral and intelectual replies so saved my reply to you and that delicious advertising hording. I am NOT daft just a little out of kilter with whats acceptable and if not make an effort to be so. Lavicious stares and heavy breathing at the sensational promotional platform.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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expatbrit49 62M

2/13/2006 3:20 pm

welcome back to the land of Blog oh great wizard

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/14/2006 9:10 am

Boo-Bo-Bia is in turmoil, Mr. Wizard. We have much work to do.


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/14/2006 8:36 pm

And great to see that the Lord of Perv's is still mistreating his noble status with the kitchen wenches.

Pigcancook the sooner this wimpy turmoil gets replaced with good ol' Mayhem, Pillaging and Plundering the better.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
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