CATS cause Plumber shortage and Malaria  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
8/14/2005 9:50 pm

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CATS cause Plumber shortage and Malaria

Furballs are a CAT thing and another blight they put upon humans. Our lives are a little more complicated than a Cats. Your Cat has Sleeping, Eating and Waiting for Eating time to come, to occupy themselves. People who have been caught under the selfish thrall of a cat have to supply the place and food and time to supply all the things a Cats wants and does.

There is a word for these types, FREEELOADER. Would you harbour a Freeloader willingly? Of course not that is why there are people refered to as "EX's". When you have finally come to your senses and decided it is time for a parting of the ways with Jack or Jill. But who has an EX-Cat?

Further research during the War on Cats has uncovered further proof of their evil intent. Cats are friends with the Arch Nemisis of humanity, TEDDY BEARS! And the pic is proof that these are closely aligned. And look at the genetic and behaviorable proof as well!

Cats and Teddy's are both furry, the eyes of both are Round, Cats and Teddy's spend all their contructive time lying around doing nothing (that we can see)!! Be really free and get yourself a Pig. Not only are these creatures a physical relative of the ruler of BooBoBia His Highness the PIG KING, they are also really handy in case spare parts are needed for heart surgey and a better life expectancy.

Do yourself a favour turn a Cat into a Hat today.
And make one useful, better yet get a really big hat and make a lot more than one useful.

Protector of Human Freedom
Wizard of the Kingdom of BooBoBia

Show me your *Y* 's

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/15/2005 7:22 pm

no more cats for me
no cat hats either
both are too stinky

Ana_6973 43F

8/16/2005 11:41 am

But kitties do do something: They are there to cuddle when that lousy stinkin ex has done something else to make you wish you'd killed them instead of just kicking them to the curb.

Plus a good kitty knows that he (or she) is responsible for making the life of said ex miserable whenever possible, like pissing on the box of crap that belongs to said ex right before they pick it up. Teddy bears can't do that. So they are useless and evil. Lol.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/17/2005 11:55 pm

I have the largest pair of boobage in your kingdom grand whizzard. I shall show them to you in their fine firm splendor if u call of your assault on the kittens.

U decide oh wise one

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/18/2005 5:18 am

ah @!@


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