'The Great escape from the Teddy bears Picnic' Part II  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
7/11/2005 1:13 am

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'The Great escape from the Teddy bears Picnic' Part II

This bloody escaping business is frigging complicated usually it is just jumping through a window and hopefully it is open or leaping a fence and touch wood it's not electrified. Getting captured by a Teddy Bears Picnic is far more difficult.

They are sneaky quiet malodorious little furry critters, any parents whose kids have teddy's should take then away now. The insidious little buggers will lurk around for decades and end up haunting your family for generations. They are too bloody lazy to build their own homes or get jobs, no they are the domestic leech sucking away from your life the moment they come into a home.

Name a single teddy that has ever performed an act of kindness or rescued a child from a burning house? Never happens but countless thousands of people have been cruelly incinerated returning to burning homes on rescue missions for Teddy'!!

And what happens the 'Teddy' is found lying on the ground after the fire with nothing more than a few singes and no charing.

Thats what they do trapping the unwitting nothing else. And they are so sneaky, if they weren't I would have leapt the fence before they ensnared me in their evil plan but teddy's were not even on my radar as a potential danger until they had me trapped. Now they have me temporarily incarcerated. I have been in coded communication with my friends on the outside and told them what has happened.

This has been dangerous for them, a couple almost exploded organs in their bodies from laughter at my misfortune. Even worse there is no advice forthcoming to assist me in my escape simply because the mere mention of the subject has made them mute. And doing really good goldfish impersonations when I am talking to them. Obviously this is some form of teddy mind control that was implanted in their childhood.

As I am buried in this prison of the TBP I will have to tunnel my way out of it and this will take time. But I have a spoon hidden under my pillow that the Guard Teddy has not noticed and this is the tool that will deliver me from this hellhole. I can't even get the T.D. (Town Drunks) Association to help me coz if I mentioned it to them all they would be interested in doing is holding a wake, the bastards.

I WILL BE FREE (Show more *Y* for freedom)


Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/11/2005 5:13 am

I was always suspicious of TB's. Staring at me blankly through unblinking button eyes. They give me the heebie jeebies. Now I know why.

sexyeyes375 47F

7/11/2005 10:28 am

they are right up there with clowns....

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/11/2005 12:47 pm

Still has her teddy...
He was "my second childhood" teddy, so I can't chuck him...

AmberSolaire 42M

7/11/2005 2:20 pm

Ypu havent met Noddys friend Tessa bare (I mean bear).She is nice friendly and very helpful indeed.She would help restore your faith in the fluffy kind.

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/11/2005 4:48 pm

Tell ta Mrs, Tala sexy buns, yees mada holein ya wee bear to put yer dangly in diddini yees.

Thas why yer mammy took wee bearkins away like n nows yees dinni want tother bains ta have their piccy nicks ye kin.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/11/2005 6:21 pm

Talas' first room of Hell

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
7/13/2005 10:45 am

lol you wouldn't want to venture into the teddy bear territory here then tala


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