"The Great Escape fro the Teddy Bears Picnic" Part 3  

Tala4u2 54M  
2089 posts
7/11/2005 10:44 pm

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"The Great Escape fro the Teddy Bears Picnic" Part 3

They don't make spoons like they used to, thats all I can say. Six miserable feet into the tunnelling and all I had left was a nub of the haft left. Which shows how bloody cheap these Teddy's are instead of supplying quality eating utensils for eating. These were some recycled crap product. Probably made from reconstituted phlem, plastic bags from whales throats and cardboard.

I have given up on tunnelling now and instead have designated the former tunnel as the ensuite addition to the cell block. Hopefully the town planner will slap a bloody great illegal building fine on the Teddys. And you know how the fluffy little bastards will pay for it? By stealing the toothfairy's money from the kids.

As if life isn't tough enough I found the remains of the Sandman hanging from the wall in the dungeon yesterday. The poor bastard, talk about a horrible way to go. The Teddy's had propped his eyes open with matchsticks and hung him from the wall in front of a 24 hour continuous replay of a dental surgery web cam.

These Teddys have no moral compunction whatsoever, they are so low they need a stool to sit on to be able to reach up and milk snakes.
Since the failed tunnelling effort I have now decided to escape by flying to freedom. I have collected all of the Icecream stick to construct the airframe and have plucked an eye out of every seconf Teddy I see to melt down and use as the bonding glue for the airframe.

I was having difficulty getting a fabric that was light enough and at the same time strong enough to cover the airframe but fortunately I have discovered that the Teddy's are regularly serviced at their pyjama parties by pixies and sprites. Whenever i see one of these little beasties passed out in an alcoholic stupour after a party I just pluck their wings off for my collection.

It has come to my attention that all we are told about Teddy's are wrong. How can you even consider trusting an a beastie that is mute and see all when we are at our most vulnerable. What is stored away inside their vicious little heads?

I WILL BE FREE (Show your *Y* )

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/12/2005 7:51 am

What is is tnat water???!!!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/12/2005 6:11 pm

That's supposed to say "what is in that water?"

It would appear I've been drinking from the same well


7/12/2005 8:33 pm

Reach over to the ohhhhh so cute teddy and rip the stuffing out of the sucker,, that should make you feel better for a bit


AmberSolaire 42M

7/13/2005 7:23 am

This is a warning from The International Leaugue Against Teddy Bear Abuse.Under no circumstances approach this man.He is believed to be armed with several spoons and has hostages.

If seen please report his wearabouts to our international crisis center-ask for chief inspector fluffykins.

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
7/13/2005 10:48 am

lol Tala, your escape attempt has failed, I shall distract the teddy forces with my children until you manage to get free


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/13/2005 11:00 pm

did you know that the story of winnie the pooh is a metaphor for subjugation of mankind?

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