An introduction, I suppose....  

TXChunkyMonkey 42F
6 posts
6/22/2006 7:28 pm

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6/26/2006 1:30 pm

An introduction, I suppose....


I'm sitting in front of a computer, with color on my hair, and 15 minutes until rinse time, trying to figure out what I am supposed to discuss on my "blog".

I live in a smallish community in Central West Texas, and while I love where I live, I'm fricking bored. I've been divorced for a while now --- I'm well into my 30's now and I'm new to this online dating thing, for lack of a better word. I don't think I'm going to be very good at it I must say, but I'm going to try a couple of sites. Does anyone else feel like they are trying to write their own resume when playing around on this site? If I'm my normal blunt self, am I going to get ignored or are people going to "get it". I guess we'll see.

So what am I really looking for? If I honestly say "fuck buddy(s)" is that too blunt? Does that make me come off as desperate or stupid, neither of which I am. I'm just busy and I don't have time to play the dating thing, and I certainly don't have the time or patience for the typical dating drama --- when in reality I am just interested in getting into his BVD's. Plus, let's be honest, I'm a fat girl --- lots of guys I meet think of me as their "friend" or "that funny chick" which is fine, but still no bootie. There are a few guys out there who like us bigger girls but they want a real relationship, not really my thing at this point in my life. Bootie... but not the right kind of bootie, geez is it really so hard to call me a "fat slut", spank my butt red, and ride me hard and go the hell home because I have to get up early for work tomorrow --- I'll call ya when I get good and ready.

Anywho... five minutes left on the timer. If you actually read this, just give blunt fat chicks a chance. Hell that should be on a bumper sticker.

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/22/2006 7:53 pm

Welcome to the blogs! Hope the hair color turned out great!


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
6/22/2006 8:03 pm

I love your handle.

Nothing' wrong with a Chunky Monkey.

If you are blunt and female you have a chance, though, I'm not sure what type of guys you'd have to choose from.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


silverdragon683 48M

6/22/2006 8:40 pm

been divorced quite a while myself..still new to the online dating thing also. LOL...I've run into the problem with some women wanting to get too serious instead of just a "fuck buddy" (another term I've heard is "friends with benefits"..lol) I've dated and gone out with BBW's before and find that I prefer them over the so-called "normal" size women. Usually because they are blunt and straight to the point and really do ride the hell out of ya! If your interested we could get together and see how hard we ride together. Gimme a shout when ya can!


smiles4harry 38M

6/22/2006 9:21 pm

I find big beautiful women to be one of the most satisfying sexually .. i am sure ppl just forget that more the better.. and well they really knw what they want and also very giving for most part which makes it just an explosive mix.. i love BBW


Curves4me2 37M

6/22/2006 10:58 pm

You know, Chunky Monkey is my favorite Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream


TXChunkyMonkey 42F
3 posts
6/26/2006 1:30 pm

Ahh you guys are sweet.... Thus far everyone has been fairly decent so I have to give a little credit there.

Curves I'm more of a Cherries Garcia gal myself.


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