five percent .........  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
12/20/2005 6:45 pm

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five percent .........

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?
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Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...

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tillerbabe 56F

12/21/2005 12:58 am

See u in Hell baby! (I have a reservation!)


TTigerAtty 62M

12/21/2005 4:26 am

There are these concepts of Redemption and Salvation, Tiller! Let's not give up yet! See you in Heaven! It'll be OK, just no more SEX sites (still sex I understand, the heavenly kind!), no more Moosehead beer (at least not in the quantity I am accustomed to drinking it, but they do allow you a glass of Merlot every evening!) and no more being unkind to other people (well, I think we're both working on that one!). We can do it girl!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/21/2005 9:53 am

The email said, "Don't give up."
Just thought you all would want to know.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


TTigerAtty 62M

12/22/2005 5:58 am

[blog 1hotwahine] - My spam filter must have trapped that particular email in my case!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/22/2005 7:11 pm

That must be it. I would never make it up, of course.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


saddletrampsk 54F

12/23/2005 7:50 am

Geez..I didnt see that coming..


kats60 56F

12/23/2005 1:46 pm

welcome back, hey im drinking rum and coke tonight, so if i blog,excuse me if they are a mess!,,,lol party sucked, got 100.00 bonus, but no pay check!!!figures,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


TTigerAtty 62M

12/23/2005 6:40 pm

[blog 1hotwahine] - You? Make up a story like that? Why Ms. "hotlady"! I would never have thought you'd pull my leg on something so serious! Nice to be able to respond to comments again! I was getting withdrawal symptoms! Thanks for pulling some strings for me!

[blog hbgirl2] - Hi HBG! You didn't get that email either?

saddletrampsk - Hope your daughter is doing OK! Good to see you again!

kats60 - I read your blog postings. Missing a payroll right before Christmas is just not right! Start looking for something else in January! I'll be over for a drink later. Save a little of that rum and Coke for me!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
12/25/2005 8:04 pm

Oh my gosh...to funny! lol


TTigerAtty 62M

12/28/2005 2:00 am

pretty_blue_eyes - You're so sweet! I'm sure you got the email! Didn't you? Happy, Healthy, Horny New Year!


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