TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
2/1/2006 9:43 am

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I received the note below from a friend that was an obvious victim of a parking lot scam. I thought all the men on this friendly site should be aware of this so they can take all the appropriate precautions!

Dear Dick,

I am a victim of the latest scam which often happens in shopping mall parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.

While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.


I hope all you guys are able to avoid falling victim to this terrible scam!


non illigitimae carborundum

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
2/1/2006 11:51 am



Whispersoftly5 51F
15176 posts
2/1/2006 12:35 pm

LOL! That was good!


TTigerAtty 62M

2/1/2006 3:46 pm

[blog magnet4u22] and Whispersoftly5 - Thanks! A buddy from Austin, TX sent me an email with that one!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
2/1/2006 8:35 pm

OMG, a Longhorn fan sent it to you!!!


tillerbabe 55F

2/2/2006 1:26 am

Damn....you "caught" me!

TTigerAtty 62M

2/2/2006 5:35 am

[blog magnet4u22] - Actually, my buddy is from our small hometown of Hermann, MO. We both went to Mizzou, but then he went on to Kansas to study architecture. He recently retired from SBC and now lives in Austin. One of his three kids graduated from the University of Texas - Austin. And yes, he has become a Missouri - Kansas - Texas fan. He always has at least one team that is winning! Texas embarrassed Mizzou on ESPN2 last night, but that was expected. Our basketball team is for sale! We'll take two top USC football recruits in exchange for the whole damned team and coaches too!

TTigerAtty 62M

2/2/2006 5:37 am

BigGirlzRSweet - What's really funny is that no one has yet picked up on or commented about who sent me the message! Lukey, are you out there man?! Still sittin' in those Wal-Mart parking lots, eh?!

RailBaron2 54M

2/2/2006 6:21 am

They can pull that scam on me if they want- the joke will be on them as my wallet has nothing of value in it

TTigerAtty 62M

2/2/2006 9:17 am

tillerbabe - GO STEELERS!

RailBaron2 - Traveler's checks, Jim! Don't leave home without them!

Babel__Fish 45F

2/2/2006 10:28 am



rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
2/2/2006 11:51 am

Roflao...pepsi went on the monitor this time

I kept from doing that when reading, bulgies post, yours oh my heaven )

If you don't mind, I will be going and changing monitors now *sigh*


hugs and smiles

TTigerAtty 62M

2/2/2006 5:59 pm

katsback - Welcome back, Kat! I've been wondering where you went! I checked out your new blog and now I know. Hang in there young lady!

[blog Babel_Fish] - Welcome to Missouri!

[blog Bct2Esi] - Never drink Pepsi when blogging dear! Drink some of your Rocky Mountain Coors Light or some nice Merlot! Not as carbonated so it won't come back up during a good bloggin' laugh! Get one of those big flat screen monitors hon! You'll be able to get better resolution for the cock shots, etc.!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

2/3/2006 7:49 am

thanks for making me laugh

TTigerAtty 62M

2/3/2006 10:04 am

[blog sexyfitwoman] - Damn! Thanks Sexy! I'll be careful! And here I've been hanging around in the shopping mall parking lots inviting this other scam! I'll watch out for the old "paper on the back window" scam!

[blog CoffeeNoCream] - Thanks for dropping by, and I hope you didn't spit coffee all over your keyboard when you laughed!

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