The Parrot from the House of Prostitution  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
2/23/2006 12:16 pm

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The Parrot from the House of Prostitution

From another "forwarded email" courtesy of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. This story has passed between 319 individuals (as best I can determine) and was to the best of my knowledge and belief originated or plagiarized by Jack Benny.

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"


non illigitimae carborundum


2/23/2006 2:29 pm

Hilarious, that Keith gets around This site is giving me problems today, hope you got the doggy in your email.

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

TTigerAtty 62M

2/23/2006 3:10 pm

[blog jaynbuck] - I bet you really got a kick out of that parrot, especially when family came to visit! "Oooooh! Oooooh! Aaaaah! Harder! Harder! Give it to me Buck!"

MOfunNOWWOW - Yep! I got your doggy pic today! Cute pooch! I'll bet you spoil the heck out of him/her!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
2/23/2006 8:47 pm

LOL! Very funny. Keith is in some trouble now. LOL!


TTigerAtty 62M

2/24/2006 8:41 am

Whispersoftly5 - You should be safe if you buy that Doberman as you had planned! By the way, have you bought or adopted one yet? Take care sweetie!

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/24/2006 8:33 pm

As a parrot 'mom' I can understand..LOL

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

TTigerAtty 62M

2/25/2006 6:16 am

LadytoPleaseYou - Welcome to my blog! What does your parrot say?

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