TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
12/7/2005 6:20 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked.

"I wanna be weighed," she said.

So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.

Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.

"I wanna get weighed," she said.

"I really latched onto a square one tonight," thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked,
"What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"

"Wousy," said the girl.


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 6:38 am

Wow he was a woser..

I am not dead yet

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
12/7/2005 6:45 am

Was she Elmer Fudd's sister?

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
12/7/2005 6:46 am

No, she musta been Barba Wah Wah as a young girl...

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
12/7/2005 6:48 am

Or maybe it was Madeline Kahn in her Blazing Saddles impression of Marlene Dietriech?

(It's twew, it's twew!)

TTigerAtty 62M

12/7/2005 8:18 am

bardicman - He wasn't too quick! She asked twice to "get weighed"!

keithcancook - Ha! Ha! Thanks for your observations!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
12/7/2005 6:32 pm

LMAO - Talk about a missed opportunity!!!

TTigerAtty 62M

12/8/2005 5:00 am

Whispersoftly5 - Yep! Sounds like something I'd probably do, then agonize about it after dropping her off ... "Now, did she say she want to get weighed or did she say she wanted to get laid? Damn! Is it too late to turn back? Oh, hell, she's probably already asleep! Guess I'll just stop at this McDonald's for a cheeseburger...."

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