TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
12/19/2005 10:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon.

His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy. "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays."

A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
12/20/2005 6:27 am

Uh oh - he's in for a surprise now! LOL!


TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 7:28 am

Yep! I'm afraid so!

digdug41 49M

12/20/2005 7:56 am

ROFL oh just what I could use this morning a good laugh good stuff

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 9:13 am

digdug41 - Welcome! Hope you're situation is looking a little brighter today! Hang tough, man!

TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 9:14 am

digdug41 - Welcome! Hope your situation is looking a little brighter today! Hang tough, man!

TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 9:35 am

"Here's your sign!" Good one scarlettsflame! Hope it's a little warmer in Arkansas! Cold last night here in Missouri! BRRRRRRR!

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/20/2005 9:43 am

At first I thought you had borrowed one of ExPat's photos. But then I put my reading glasses on...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 12:23 pm

[blog 1hotwahine] - Maybe I better take the pic down! I don't want to give anyone the wrong impression! Reading glasses? I can relate! Wish I was half my current age again!

micahbiguns 50M

12/20/2005 12:38 pm

can you say oops boys and girls err make that just boys lol

TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 2:36 pm

micahbiguns - Good to see you again! I needed a photo to correspond with the joke! Seems like it's shocking everyone though!

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