THE FIVE KINDS OF SEX .....  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
12/13/2005 1:02 pm

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THE FIVE KINDS OF SEX .....

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife/husband screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

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saddletrampsk 54F

12/13/2005 1:26 pm


So funny sweety..how about some smurf sex? I love the colour blue..hehe


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/13/2005 1:50 pm

I missed out on the smurf sex
The kitchen sex
Even the bedroom sex
very good
I laughed out loud at hall sex
silky xx


TTigerAtty 62M

12/13/2005 1:57 pm

***Checks MapQuest to see how far it is to Prince Albert, Saskatchewan***
***Sighs and exclaims***
My God, Saddle, I'll be there in about a week IF (1) I can get a flight, (2) commercial air lines don't freeze up going that far north, (3) the commuter train from the airport to where you live is still in operation and (4) you'll come out to the train depot with your snowmobile or Hummer to pick me up!

Been thru #4 and #5 and don't want any part of that again myself! #1, #2 and #3 are all good places to be!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/13/2005 3:29 pm

Used to have a lot of hall sex.


TTigerAtty 62M

12/13/2005 5:02 pm

oldman1776 - I guess it is true that there is some comfort in numbers. Far too many of us have experienced 'Hall Sex'! Thanks for dropping by! Now I know a second person from the State of Washington ... you and tillerbabe.

Divinitydesires - Oh boy! Another California girl! Thanks for dropping by! I guess you can relate also! Best wishes for nothing but #1, #2 and #3 in your future!

[blog silskysmoothlegs3] - Good to see you once again! Silky I cannot imagine that a beautiful Irish lady like you has been so deprived! Say it isn't so! We need to rectify that IF you are being truthful with us!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
12/13/2005 9:23 pm

I've been lucky to avoid 4 and 5 - the other numbers are great!

Whisper...


MillsShipsGayly 51M

12/14/2005 6:12 am

Too funny ....

I guess you have probably heard all the lawyer jokes huh .. so I'll save you the pain?

Nice blog .. was just reading and checking out


TTigerAtty 62M

12/14/2005 6:31 pm

Whispersoftly5 - Dear, you've avoided #4 and #5 because you've never been married! Yes, #4 and #5 do occasionally happen to married folks! If you marry, get a prenuptial agreement that penalizes the husband IF he ever initiates #4 or #5!

[blog mzhunyhole] - #4 and #5 is not good though, girl!

Michael_IG65 - Thanks for stopping by! I have got to make time to get over to your place in Indiana! I'm gonna do it right now!


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