TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
11/21/2005 9:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I recently saw a SEX AD in another blog and I was impressed with the good response rate it received, and so I thought I would run a SEX AD for my client, Tiger Dick, who is currently incarcerated in the Not So Friendly County Jail. It's a long story as to why TD is in jail. Basicly, it has to do with a misunderstanding about some pit bulls. My firm is working hard to get TD exonerated on all charges pending against him!

Anyway, the problem is that TD needs some SEX, but he is in jail. So, as his attorney, I have arranged with the judge that TD will be permitted two conjugal visits in his cell each day...one in the morning and one in the evening.

And so, I am looking for volunteers to help out poor old TD, Tiger Dick. I would like to begin the visits ASAP or as soon as practicable for the volunteers. If you can help out in this regard, please leave a comment with your handle, your blog name, your photo and whether available morning, evening or both and what type of SEX SERVICES you would be willing to contribute to this cause. All transportation to and from the jail will be provided free of charge by TD.

No comments would be a bummer for poor old TD. He is already very depressed because he is not being permitted access to a computer so that he can blog and contact some of the buxom blogger babes he had made friends with in Blogville.

A HUGE success would be if I could inform TD by Thanksgiving Day that I have filled his conjugal visit schedule from Thanksgiving to Christmas! His spirits would be greatly buoyed by this kind of good news!

TTigerAtty (POA for Tiger Dick)
Truman, Isaac, Gerhardt, Evans, Reubenstein and Steele, LLC

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
11/21/2005 10:48 pm

This is my first post here. I read your blog and just could not move on without responding to your ad. I saw one of Tiger Dicks posts once and it really cracked me up. Poor Tiger Dick!!! His life in jail sounds lonely and sad - it must be hellish for him. How can anybody lock up a man who makes me laugh - the sons of bitches!!! I'm glad to read he'll be exhonerated soon. Though as his attorney I expect you've done well getting him two conjugal visits a day - I think anything short of 5 conjugal visits a day is nothing more than an evil tease. But that is the way of jailhouses throughout the nation - life can be cruel. Poor Tiger Dick. I understand his depression and would feel the same if I were in his situation. So I want to volunteer to help with giving Tiger Dick all of the assistance he may need. Count me as available for any shift be it two - five - ten or more and I'm sure I could make myself available from Thanksgiving through Christmas (heck who needs a job anyway). My handle and blog name are to the left of this post. There's a pic of me in one of the posts at my blog (there's only 9 or so posts there so you won't have to look too hard). If you think that's a pic of somebody Tiger Dick may be interested in passing his lonely hours in jail with enjoying oral pleasure, sex, multiple orgasms, squirt orgasms, etc. let me know and I can send more pics - just so he can be sure.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/23/2005 5:04 pm

Poor TigerDick! When will the evil PTB (Powers That Be) ever relent in their heartless persecution of him?

I would volunteer, were I not so far away... *swoons in distress*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

TTigerAtty 62M

11/23/2005 9:08 pm

Whispersoftly5 - Thanks for your support! I have visited your nice place in Sacramento and left a few comments. Very hot and steamy over there as I recall! Yes, please send more pics! Tiger Dick is very interested! How do we arrange transportation from Sacramento to the Not So Friendly County Jail here in Blogville?

PrincessKarma - Well, where there's a will, there's a way! Seems like most of TD's friends are at some distance! Maybe, Blogville should be organized into Wards or Burroughs or Precincts or Parishes or some damn thing so we could get some actual real world sex goin' on! All this cyberflirting and suggestive eroticism is nice but it just doesn't satisfy like the real thing!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
11/23/2005 11:02 pm

Dear TTigerAtty and Tiger Dick,

I'm feeling really honored that there is such interest. It makes me feel good to assist with special causes and being considered for this is just so meaningful.

It is hot and steamy here in Sacramento. It really would be nice to have somebody here to gently lick me and then blow soft wispers to cool me down.

I would love to send more pics. But since I have a habit of being either really cheap or spending my money not as wisely as I should my budget is expended on pedicures, tough shoes, matching sexy bras/panties and other misc. girly-girl things - it's not been tossed to this site. Thus I'm not able to initiate e-mail. Heck, I can't even invite you to join my network to view my pics. Sigh...

As for transportation - I think we better figure out how to chat first. LOL!!!

BTW - It would be good to get some real world sex going on!

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