Rehab Going Well After Penile Implant Surgery  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
5/11/2006 4:40 pm

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5/15/2006 10:22 am

Rehab Going Well After Penile Implant Surgery

Rochester, MN
5/11/2006

A team of surgeons at the Mayo Clinic held a press conference this evening and proudly announced that TTigerAtty's penile implant surgery two days ago had been successful. Rehab nurses on hand at the press conference answered follow-up questions.

Dr. Richard 'Dick' Head, M.D., who headed up the surgery team, stated that TTigerAtty continues to make excellent progress in his recovery from penile implant surgery which was performed on Wednesday, 5/10/2006.

Ms. Ima Hottie, R.N., Coordinator of Urological Rehab Services, praised the progress Tiger made during his first day of rehabilitation.

She stated with a broad smile "We have never seen a more eager, cooperative and determined patient! TTiger has thrown himself into the rehab progam with tremendous enthusiasm."

Reporter: Can you please elaborate?

Nurse Hottie: In his first day of rehab, he has learned how to pump up his implant both in the manual mode and the automatic mode.

Reporter: Does he have any pain?

Nurse Hottie: His threshold of pain seems very high! He has had a broad smile on his face all day long during his erection exercises.

Reporter: Has he had sex with his new equipment yet?

Nurse Hottie: No, that will come later in his rehab program. Before we begin that phase of his rehab, we must first build him up physically. Because of his newly found stamina, it will be critical that his lower back, buttocks and groin area be able to absorb the stress over a long period of time. You see, these implant devices will allow TTiger to enjoy sex as long as his lower back, buttocks and groin areas can absorb the pounding. We will have him doing sit-ups, squats, and all kinds of exercises to condition the rest of his body for the advantages and benefits available with his new penile implant.

Reporter: No one has said what size or model was implanted into TTiger. Can you comment on this?

Nurse Hottie: Normally this type of information is highly confidential due to Privacy Laws. But, since this is leading edge technology, we have secured a release of liability from the patient, and we are able to tell you more information about the specific size and model which has been implanted into TTiger. Against our advice, TTiger opted for the Deluxe, Kevlar, Vibratory 8" Model. We advised that he start with the Standard 6" Model, but he wanted to go with the newest and best model currently available.

Reporter: Why are you concerned about the model he chose to have implanted?

Nurse Hottie: Well, the one he chose takes a lot of training and rehab in order be able to handle it properly. Normally, we recommend the Standard 6" Model as a "starter implant".

Nurse Hottie: Look, we need to get back to the patient now, so I'm gonna cut off questioning for now. You'll get a chance again tomorrow to ask further questions.

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MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/11/2006 6:41 pm

Have fun tig...dont over do it, try and be careful. It usually isn't good to go agains medical advice so isten and follow the rules. Stay out of the movies and to help with exercise...clean up you shit! You know what I mean Love ya babe {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 62M

5/11/2006 6:44 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    damn 8 thats all, i think nuff said todd, has more than that, maybe a good 9, lol..tige me and mo are going to greece, so you take care of yourself we will check in on ya ok? got that new movie to do , why greece, the scenery of course. kats walks out laughing, thinking to herself,sex sex sex,lots of it, look out daniel,were coming for ya!!!
I hope you gals know how to drink ouzo! I hate the crap, but the Greeks like it!


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
5/11/2006 6:57 pm

Damn....you promised the new 10 inch model that was being released this week.....Now what will I do???



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twirly_girl 47F

5/11/2006 7:37 pm

Hmmm...


-Nikki


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/11/2006 10:43 pm

LMAO! I'm so happy for you - and for all of us!!!

Whisper...


TTigerAtty 62M

5/12/2006 4:19 am

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Have fun tig...dont over do it, try and be careful. It usually isn't good to go agains medical advice so isten and follow the rules. Stay out of the movies and to help with exercise...clean up you shit! You know what I mean Love ya babe {=}
Yah, yah, yah, MO! Just go to Greece with Kat! I'll be OK with these nurses looking after me!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/12/2006 4:21 am

    Quoting katsback:
    KAT HEARS MO, OUTSIDE HIS DOOR, SHE STARTS CRACKING UP LAUGHING OVER MO RAGGING ON HIM, GLAD IM NOT MARRIED,SHE THINKS TO HERSELF/
MO divorced me, remember! She's just comin' around now again because of my new 8", vibratory implant!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/12/2006 4:24 am

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    Damn....you promised the new 10 inch model that was being released this week.....Now what will I do???
The doctors at Mayo Clinic advised against starting with the 10" model. They wanna see how I do with this more proven 8" model. Besides, the new 10" model would have cost me another $5,000 which would not have been covered by my insurance since it is experimental at this point.


TTigerAtty 62M

5/12/2006 4:25 am

Coming home soon, dear!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/12/2006 4:29 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    LMAO! I'm so happy for you - and for all of us!!!

    Whisper...
Thanks Whisper! The Get Well Card you sent me was very nice!


rm_phoenix_law 61M

5/12/2006 6:05 am

You seem to be attracting quite a crowd of curious women!!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/12/2006 10:20 am

    Quoting rm_phoenix_law:
    You seem to be attracting quite a crowd of curious women!!


I guess women are curious about penile implants?


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/13/2006 7:45 am

Tig{=}LMAO...you better slow down...you might burn-out the pump on the automatic pump...then you'll have to manually manipulate 'it' all the time

silly grin...OhSo{=}


MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
5/14/2006 10:39 pm

Awe sheesh....Are You in shape yet? *wicked grins*


TTigerAtty 62M

5/15/2006 4:14 am

    Quoting ohsodelicious:
    Tig{=}LMAO...you better slow down...you might burn-out the pump on the automatic pump...then you'll have to manually manipulate 'it' all the time

    silly grin...OhSo{=}
All parts are completely interchangeable and replaceable. The design has taken into consideration every possible contingency!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/15/2006 4:16 am

    Quoting katsback:
    actualy doesnt do a thing for me, i want 100% natural!
You know what they say, Kat ... "To each his own."


TTigerAtty 62M

5/15/2006 4:18 am

They are implanted which results in an "all natural" look ... except for a small scar!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/15/2006 4:20 am

    Quoting MamChelle:
    Awe sheesh....Are You in shape yet? *wicked grins*
Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES! I'm getting there! A few more weeks of rehab!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
5/15/2006 9:53 am

You'll have to change your name to Jack Hammer

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


TTigerAtty 62M

5/15/2006 10:22 am

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    You'll have to change your name to Jack Hammer
Oh my! I hope I don't "hurt" anyone!


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