Rehab Completed! On My Way To Paris!  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
5/19/2006 9:54 am

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5/24/2006 1:47 pm

Rehab Completed! On My Way To Paris!

My rehab from the penile implant surgery has been completed, and I am now headed to Paris to catch up with the cast and crew of Dirctor Kathleen Spielberg's new movie. They have already filmed several scenes, so I'm not even sure what part I am expected to play in her movie. She has not sent me any advance scripts to read. I guess she thought I would be too busy in rehab!

I had a little difficulty at the airport terminal in St. Louis Lambert-International Airport. With my shaft coating made of Kevlar, I had presumed I could pass right on through the metal detectors without any problems whatsoever! WRONG!

Because I had opted for the 8" Deluxe Model with 3-Speed Vibrator, there were some electrical connector parts that were metallic! DAMN THE BAD LUCK!

Well, after strip searching me right there in front of the other passengers, the female security guards finally satisfied themselves that I was not a terrorist threat! They sure did giggle as they admired my new appendage, however.

Anyway, I am now on my flight and somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean winging my way toward Paris. I look forward to seeing the sights of Paris with MO, Kat and the rest of the movie cast.

I wonder what part Director Spielberg has in mind for me? I suspect it will be some sort of sex scene since I have my new 8" equipment!

Hope ya'll come see the movie at katsback Theatres!

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rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
5/19/2006 11:27 am

You might practice the pump up on the flight to make sure the appendage is in working order for when you arrive... Now how long does that thing stay up?



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TTigerAtty 62M

5/19/2006 11:55 am

Mag, right now that it's new and there seems to be no leakage, the dang thing will stay pumped up longer than I can stay awake. My poor lower back seems to be the weak link in the whole integrated system? I think I should be flying to L.A. rather than to Paris! Are you happy with the Cleveland Cavalier's performance?


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/19/2006 5:56 pm

Tig{=} I'm OhSothrilled the new equipment is in working orderand can't wait to see the 'scene' you make in Paris

grinning...OhSo{=}


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
5/19/2006 8:53 pm

If it stays up then you might have a keeper. Cavs going to game 7. We will see what LeBron can do. I am rooting for the Spurs over the Mavs.



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tillerbabe 55F

5/19/2006 11:49 pm

Stop by and have a beer with MyRealLoverOne...give him a big KISS for me!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/20/2006 10:16 am

    Quoting katsback:
    wellglad your on the plane now, me and mo are waiting , limo will be sent!!good flight to ya and your new special purpose !!lol...
WhoooHooo! I saw The Da Vinci Code last night so I am "pumped" for Paris!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/20/2006 10:18 am

    Quoting ohsodelicious:
    Tig{=} I'm OhSothrilled the new equipment is in working orderand can't wait to see the 'scene' you make in Paris

    grinning...OhSo{=}
I'm looking forward to my scene in Paris too, OhSo! I'm kinda feelin' like Tom Hanks!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/20/2006 10:19 am

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    If it stays up then you might have a keeper. Cavs going to game 7. We will see what LeBron can do. I am rooting for the Spurs over the Mavs.
I haven't seen one of the games yet! Too much grass to mow, blogging, etc.


TTigerAtty 62M

5/20/2006 10:21 am

I don't know what part Kat is going to have me play? ???? Perhaps, I'm just an "extra"?


TTigerAtty 62M

5/20/2006 10:23 am

I thought the Parisiennes only drank French wine and champagne! I'll look him up!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/21/2006 4:07 am

    Quoting BigGirlzRSweet:
    Were they just satisfied that you weren't a terrorist threat? Or were they SATISFIED... truly and DEEPLY satisfied? LOL!
I don't know about them but I certainly was RELIEVED!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/24/2006 9:30 am

Well, I'm glad you're recovered and on your way to Paris!!! Have fun with those sexy ladies and hope your part (hehehe) in the movie is upstanding and shoots you off to great success!!!

Whisper...


TTigerAtty 62M

5/24/2006 1:47 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    Well, I'm glad you're recovered and on your way to Paris!!! Have fun with those sexy ladies and hope your part (hehehe) in the movie is upstanding and shoots you off to great success!!!

    Whisper...
Unfortunately, the action in my romance scene was so intense that I broke the damned implant off! Also, the manufacturer is now filing for bankruptcy! I had fun while it lasted though!


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