Rehab After Penile Implant Surgery Nearly Complete  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
5/16/2006 5:51 pm

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5/24/2006 1:37 pm

Rehab After Penile Implant Surgery Nearly Complete

Rochester, MN
5/16/2006

A team of surgeons at the Mayo Clinic held a press conference this evening and proudly confirmed that TTigerAtty's penile implant surgery 6 days ago has been successful and that rehab is going extremely well. Rehab nurses on hand at the press conference answered follow-up questions.

Dr. Richard 'Dick' Head, M.D., who headed up the surgery team, stated that TTigerAtty continues to make excellent progress in his recovery from penile implant surgery which was performed on Wednesday, 5/10/2006.

Ms. Ima Hottie, R.N., Coordinator of Urological Rehab Services, praised the progress Tiger made during his first 6 days of rehabilitation. Nurse Hottie (see pic at left) appeared to be very tired and exhausted.

She stated in between yawns "We have never seen a more eager, cooperative and determined patient! TTiger has thrown himself into the rehab progam with tremendous enthusiasm. His rehab has continued night and day, 24 hours around the clock. My staff has been with him constantly."

Reporter: Can you please elaborate?

Nurse Hottie: In his first 6 days of rehab, he has learned how to pump up his implant both in the manual mode and the automatic mode, he has learned to use the 3-speed vibrator function and he has learned how to thrust his 8" member with infinitely varied speeds to accommodate the demands of his therapist.

Reporter: Does he have any pain?

Nurse Hottie: His threshold of pain seems very high! He has had a broad smile on his face all day and night long during his rehab exercises. He has absolutely no pain whatsoever. On the contrary, he is inflicting pain upon our staff. We have had to call in additional therapists so as to administer his rehab program without causing casualties to our nursing staff.

Reporter: Has he had sex with any non-medical staff yet?

Nurse Hottie: No, he has not! And I'm glad you asked that question! We are concerned about turning him loose onto unsuspecting female partners right now. He will have to learn to be a bit more gentle with his new appendage.

Reporter: When do you plan to release him?

Nurse Hottie: Oh my heavens! That is a bit of a dilemna! You see the word concerning TTiger has gotten out here in the entire Mayo Clinic complex, and consequently, we now have young nurses asking for transfers into our Urological Rehab Unit. It seems that quite a few of them are now eager to learn this area of the healing arts profession.

Reporter: So, you have no idea when he can be released? We understand that he is obligated to Director Kathleen Spielberg to play a small role in her latest film.

Nurse Hottie: Well, we certainly want to release him as soon as it is safe to do so. I would say that he may need to remain in rehab for about another week or so.

Nurse Hottie: Look, I appreciate all of your very perceptive questions. We need to get back to the patient now, so I'm gonna cut off the press conference for now. You'll get a chance again in a few days to ask further questions.

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rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
5/16/2006 7:38 pm

When are visiting hours?



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rm_phoenix_law 60M

5/17/2006 1:39 am

Take it easy on those young nurses!!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/17/2006 3:59 am

Mag - You may visit me at any time! I have left your name with the receptionist!

Jay - Thanks hon! Perhaps I can have them move the remainder of my rehab back to Missouri?

funsassy - The movie has already started at katsback's blog. I have to be on the set in another few days!

MzHuny - Whoever is first, MzHuny, can be assured that everything will have been completely tested out!

Phoenix - The rehab has been great!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/17/2006 11:52 am

Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES, Dusty! I believe this is your first visit! Thanks for coming all the way from the UK!


micahbiguns 50M

5/17/2006 12:20 pm

Hmmm Ima Gossip just got off the phone with Director Kathleen Spielberg and she told me your next staring role was modeled after John Wayne Bobbitt any idea what that means????


TTigerAtty 62M

5/17/2006 12:51 pm

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    Hmmm Ima Gossip just got off the phone with Director Kathleen Spielberg and she told me your next staring role was modeled after John Wayne Bobbitt any idea what that means????
Thanks for the tip! I'll negotiate my next role very closely! I will not be tricked! Any good news regarding all the stuff that got stolen from you? Hope they catch 'em!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/19/2006 10:42 am

    Quoting katsback:
    WELL KATHLEEN SPEILBERG HERE....FOR NOW YOUR PENIS IS SAFE, BUT WAIT TILL YOU GET TO PARIS......
Don't be makin' any threats against my new Kevlar coated implant!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/24/2006 9:21 am

This is too funny! I can't wait to read how things ummmm work out when tested in the field so to speak.

Whisper...


TTigerAtty 62M

5/24/2006 1:37 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    This is too funny! I can't wait to read how things ummmm work out when tested in the field so to speak.

    Whisper...
It worked fine for awhile and then broke off! You can read what happened in the movie produced by katsback.


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