Me and MO are NO MO!  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
5/7/2006 7:16 am

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5/8/2006 9:25 pm

Me and MO are NO MO!

Me and MO are gettin' divorced. Yep! Me and MO are NOW NO MO! WOW! And I was deeply in love with MOfunNOWWOW! But now my heart is broken! Completely shattered! Our short-lived marriage is over! We're just drinkin' buds now, nothin' more! Shocked? Well, don't be! I've seen the warning signs for many weeks now. Here's what happened to Me and MO ... I hope our story can help someone else out there in Blogville!

MOjac promised she'd
Hold my hand and help me
When the time arrived to
Deliver my ugly alien baby.

Instead, she disappeared
As others watched and saw.
During my very hour of need,
She left with phoenix_law.

And while I lie hurting,
Birth canal tender and raw,
What was she doing but
Kissing my lawyer, phoenix_law!

I knew right then and there,
And I was so sad and blue.
Although we'd had twins,
MOjac and I were through.

She ridiculed me for farting,
for being pregnant and fat.
I was so disappointed to see her
Join in with Dan'l, Kurt and Kat!

So I returned my red plastic
Crackerjack wedding ring,
And told her to keep the twins
Along with every other damn thing!

We're just drinkin' buds now,
And our marriage is done.
Yet, I recall fondly that our
Premarital sex was so much fun!

Well, such is life my friends,
That's just the way life goes!
And that's the story of me and MO,
My pregnancy, shrinking dick and all my woes!


My life is in a shambles! On top of being deserted by MO, Director Kathleen Spielberg aka katsback has managed to single-handedly ruin my acting career. I think I need to move out of the country and start a new life.

But, who will take me?

Copyright © May, 2006 by TTigerAtty


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TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 8:20 am

Personal note to MOfunNOWWOW:

MO, just put my clothing in a 30 gallon plastic trash bag and leave it by the door. I'll pick it up when I drop the twins off later this evening. We're gonna go see 'Ice Age' at the movie theatre and then get a pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's!


micahbiguns 50M

5/7/2006 9:53 am

I know just the woman for you and I will be glad to introduce the two of you! You can meet the one and only Alaskan Psycho bitch from hell also lovingly (sarcastic) know as my EX wife Bahawaaahaaahaaaa


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
5/7/2006 9:55 am

I don't know....I don't think I can deal with someone who has twins.....



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TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 10:06 am

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    I know just the woman for you and I will be glad to introduce the two of you! You can meet the one and only Alaskan Psycho bitch from hell also lovingly (sarcastic) know as my EX wife Bahawaaahaaahaaaa
Thanks Micah, but I'd rather have you '66 GTO!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 10:12 am

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    I don't know....I don't think I can deal with someone who has twins.....
They're mean little brats too! MO delivered these two little bundles of joy on the set of our first movie together! She played Lady MO, and I played Sir Dick. Well, you can just imagine how spoiled they are as the kids of an actress and an actor! That's kind of a signature thing for movies directed and produced by Kathleen Spielberg. She likes to have people get pregnant in her movies!


twirly_girl 47F

5/7/2006 12:14 pm

*sheepish grin*
raises hand

-Nikki


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/7/2006 12:41 pm

I think we could work it out on a few stipualtions
1. If you use beano there would beano gas
whewwww I cant take that
2. When you walk around naked until your pecker pops back out wear a strap on or either let the baby play with his kewpie doll
3. If you don't get your pecker back...I get all the pecker I want no questions asked

K? Love ya babe {=}
If we cant work this out you take the children....you dont have a life now anyway without a dick


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 12:46 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    I THINK KATIE LIKES YOU!,,DIDNT SHE WANT TO TRAVEL WITH YOU???
We'll find out if anyone will take me in and comfort me, make me happy again?


TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 1:17 pm

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    I think we could work it out on a few stipualtions
    1. If you use beano there would beano gas
    whewwww I cant take that
    2. When you walk around naked until your pecker pops back out wear a strap on or either let the baby play with his kewpie doll
    3. If you don't get your pecker back...I get all the pecker I want no questions asked

    K? Love ya babe {=}
    If we cant work this out you take the children....you dont have a life now anyway without a dick
See, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, how cruel this woman is being to me! When I was a dashing young, virile knight in another movie produced by Kathleen Spielberg aka katsback, she desired me and together Lady MO and I produced twins. That was months ago. Now, that I have had a sex-change operation, fart quite a bit and have had an ugly alien child (TTigerJr), she no longer finds me sexually desirable.

To compound the situation, my dick is shrinking, and I suppose it will ultimately disappear altogether. Who knows for sure? I'm at the total, unpredictable whim of Director Kat Spielberg. She is writing all of this into the script of her current movie, Journeys 5.

I had hoped that MOfunNOWWOW aka Lady MO aka MO aka MOjac (she has many alias's) would have stuck it out with me (you know, "for better or worse"), but evidently, being a young horny woman, she needs a whole lot of "pecker", as she very clearly proclaims above.

Now, she offers to stay with me if I get a strap-on "pecker". Lord!
Now, can you imagine my humiliation were I to walk into our local Wal-Mart and attempt to purchase a strap-on "pecker". I have my reputation to think about in this small community.

So, I was wondering if anyone out there might have an extra strap-on "pecker" that they are not currently utilizing. Perhaps, you already have several and have an older model just laying around gathering dust. Perhaps, you could loan it to me for awhile, until I see what is going to happen with this disappearing "pecker" condition I have contracted.

Well, anyway, you see the conditions MO has laid down. I have to come up with a "pecker" soon, or she plans to drop me like a rock!


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/7/2006 1:41 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    We'll find out if anyone will take me in and comfort me, make me happy again?
Well Kewpie pie I mean cutie pie...take what you can get as I am geting mine Watch the kids and have fun...well do the best you can and take the beano, open the windows and spray Oust! Smell ya later I mean see ya later! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 2:37 pm

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Well Kewpie pie I mean cutie pie...take what you can get as I am geting mine Watch the kids and have fun...well do the best you can and take the beano, open the windows and spray Oust! Smell ya later I mean see ya later! {=}
I'll miss ya' MO!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 2:53 pm

BiteMe (Nolie) ...

As you can see from all the commentary above, I have this terrible "shrinking dick disease" that I picked up because Director Kathleen Spielberg made me have sex with what I thought were 50 female space aliens. She tricked me, drugged me and then threw me into a very dark "Breeding Room" with what were apparently 50 male space aliens. The rest has been history. I bore an alien child from all this copulation with the aliens, I contracted the "shrinking dick disease", and now I have lost my one and only cyber-love, Lady MO, who has starred along side me in several movies. Well, I can understand her point! Who wants a guy with a "shrinking pecker"?

Now, if you want to take me in down there in Houston or wherever you live down in Bush Country, knowing full-well my condition and knowing that there is currently no known cure for it, well I would certainly be most obliged! And, who knows? With the miracles of modern medicine, they might even discover something to get my pecker growing again! Heck, BiteMe, it might even grow to be one of those rare 10-inchers someday! Sometimes ya' just gotta bet on the cum!


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
5/7/2006 6:04 pm

You aren't getting my stap on



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rm_phoenix_law 60M

5/7/2006 6:52 pm

Criminal law is my area, but If you'd like, I could handle the divorce for you ~ you KNOW you can trust me to have your best interests at heart!!! lol


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 3:47 am

Awwwwh, come on, Mag! Pretty please! I promise to return it to you!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 3:52 am

    Quoting rm_phoenix_law:
    Criminal law is my area, but If you'd like, I could handle the divorce for you ~ you KNOW you can trust me to have your best interests at heart!!! lol


Phoenix ... You're the one who stole MO's heart after I farted and my pecker started shrinking. I guess I can't really hold that against you! I would have done the same thing had the situation been reversed! Yes, I think what katsback has done to me is borderline criminal. She may need a criminal defense attorney once the prosecuting attorney brings formal charges. Do I get a cut of your fees for referring her?


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 3:56 am

    Quoting katsback:
    oh horseshit! pheonix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
You better be nice to him, Kat! You may need him to defend your ass against criminal charges. False representation with intent to deceive into sex with male space aliens, drugging unsuspecting leading man, conspiracy with aliens to perform sex change operation on me without my written consent and stealing my baby, TTigerJr.


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 3:59 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Women are fickle sometimes..you're a big boy..ya should know that by now.Suck it up..at least you're friends..lol.
"Suck it up!" Oh, MzHuny, those words make me cry! That's what MO loved to do every Sunday when we'd sit on the couch and watch football!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 8:51 am

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:
    holy jeans and purple flip flops....
    travelling is not all there is...
    gotta love someone who can fart with no excuses!!

    lmtlao
Katey, thanks for accepting me just the way I am with all my warts and flaws ... farting, alien kid and shrinking pecker! Can I move with you to wherever you decide to relocated ... California, Colorado, New Mexico, et al?


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 11:20 am

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:
    ~~~ sigh ~~~
    how bout I just relocate there in MO?

    could you cum get me!!


Let's both move to St. Louis. That way we can get Cardinals' tickets and go to ballgames! I won't drink beer or eat bratwurst lest my flatulence disturbs you and everyone sitting near our box seats.


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 9:25 pm

    Quoting BigGirlzRSweet:
    Awwwwww... so sorry 'bout you and MO.

    I bet there are lots of gals who would take you out to the country to start a new life... you wanted to become a farm hand, right?
A farm hand!


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