Martinis at The Tail Twister Titty Bar  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
11/7/2005 7:40 pm

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Martinis at The Tail Twister Titty Bar

It's been a long day of taking depositions, subpoenaeing witnesses and filing various motions with the Circuit Court of the Not So Friendly (NSF) County. In addition we have been busy searching for suitable, permanent facilities for our law office. So, I decided to knock off at 8 pm and take my junior law partners downstairs to The Tail Twister Titty Bar, Blogville's finest martinis bar but not necessarily the finest titties that me and my partners have ever seen.

Well, after about the third round of doubles, we somehow got into a discussion about the finest looking titties that each of us had seen since we first moved into Blogville this past weekend. We were each allowed to make one pick for a lady that we'd like to see working at The Tail Twister Titty Bar. Our picks were as follows:

TTigerAtty, JD tillerbabe

Mr. T. Isaac, JD sexyfitwoman

Mr. T. Gerhardt, JD frogger1995

Mr. T. Evans, JD mzhunyhole

Mr. T. Reubenstein, JD straightten2002

Mr. T. Steele, JD sweetest_sin_05

Now, let me make a disclaimer here on behalf of my law partners and myself. As you know, lawyers are big on disclaimers! First, let me say that we have only been in Blogville for a very short time, and so we have not had the opportunity to survey all the tallent. Also, although all of the ladies we have chosen are very lovely indeed, none have paid us or influenced us with sexual favors in any way to promote them for this distinct honor. (We are, of course, open to such influence and it will greatly help in our final selection of the winner of the 'Top Tail Twister Titties' Award.)

Now, to the citizens of Blogville, I ask you to nominate others prominently endowed for the honor of being included along with these six lovely ladies. We will solicit at-large nominations until midnight 11/15/05. At that time, I will post the final nominations for the 'Top Tail Twister Titties' Award. And, at that time, we will open up the voting to all citizens of Blogville.

The winner of this award will be entitled to free legal services equivalent to a $5,000 legal fee.

Litigiously yours,

TTigerAtty, Attorney at Law
TIGERS, LLC
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rm_hotlicks1956 60F

11/7/2005 9:46 pm

You'll have to make a personal appointment to see mine.


TTigerAtty 62M

11/8/2005 3:55 am

hotlicks1956 makes a good point! Some of you ladies in Blogville do not have posted photo. Appointments are available to those who wish to enter the contest but prefer to a personal and private examination.

[blog mzhunyhole], thanks for dropping by! I believe this is your first visit! Have a cup of coffee and stay awhile. 'Hope you'll visit often!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/8/2005 5:28 am

Well, is there any way I could get a write-in candidacy?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


TTigerAtty 62M

11/9/2005 10:10 am

PrincessKarma, your name will be added to the ballot of nominees. Some of you ladies in Blogville do not have a posted photo, or if you do have a posted photo, it does not reveal enough to permit an evaluation. In these cases, appointments are available to those who wish to enter the contest but prefer to have a personal and private examination in lieu of exposing themselves to the entire population of Blogville.


frogger1995 39F

11/10/2005 5:00 pm

Tell the good counselor, Mr. T. Gerhardt Esq., he can ring my bell anytime


TTigerAtty 62M

11/11/2005 5:46 am

frogger1995 - Mr. T. Gerhardt is an unattached, divorced law partner of mine. I will pass your message on to him. May I send him to Texas to take your 'deposition'?


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