MY ODOMETER ROLLED OVER ....  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
11/19/2005 7:18 am

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MY ODOMETER ROLLED OVER ....

...again at midnight last night! It says I'm now 51. Damn! Too late to go in and "monkey" with my profile information! The word is already out!

Guess that will pretty well nix my chances with all the little foxes in the 20's and 30's out there in Blogville! Hell, maybe even those in their 40's!

OK, all you ladies out there in your 50's, 60's and 70's! I'm still available!

D/D free, arthritis free, no artificial joints, hair still in place, original teeth, hydraulics still in good working order, still able to perform all activities of daily living, low mileage, no prescription meds (yet), radio stations pre-set to Oldies but Goodies, Jazz, Blues and Country Western (no , Heavy Metal, etc.), memory OK (can still remember name) and still in reasonably good operating condition. May be seen and test driven on just about any weekend. Price: Fresh baked cherry pie or best offer.

DO I HEAR ANY BIDS?


TTigerAtty
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rm_hotlicks1956 60F

11/19/2005 10:45 am

Me! Me! I'll bid! One fresh baked cherry pie (coupon must be redeemed within the next seven days) plus a winery tour of your choice.

Happy Birthday!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/19/2005 11:06 am

*HUGS the Tiger*

Happy Birthday, dearie 51 isn't so bad if you're in good shape

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


frogger1995 39F

11/20/2005 6:36 am

I would bet that an 18 year old male has it harder on this site than a 50 year old. Do a poll of all the women here starting with me...No one under 25!


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