Just approved by the FDA .....  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
12/18/2005 10:14 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just approved by the FDA .....

Job suck?
Family problems?
Money worries?
Well, here is a pill for you!
When life just fucking sucks .... FUKITOL!


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
12/18/2005 10:40 am

How many do I take??


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
12/18/2005 10:42 am

LOL .... where can I get me sum?

and how do I get the XL version?

MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
12/18/2005 10:51 am

So like the scrip is take 2 and forget calling in the morning? LOL Where is the nearest pharmacy!!! *giggles*

TTigerAtty 62M

12/18/2005 11:57 am

What? No guys interested? Just the ladies? Oh, that's right we just go out with our buddies and drown our problems!

[blog magnet4u22] - Here's the deal, Mag, I'll have to make a house call to examine you (closely), ask a few pertinent questions, run a few tests, etc. before I can just prescribe something over a blog. You know, Hon, medical ethics!

GoddessOfTheDawn - Hi, Goddess! Nice Christmasy photo! See my response to [blog magnet4u22]. 50 mg and 100 mg dosages are available.

MamChelle - Hi! Welcome to Dr. Dick's Women's Clinic! So glad you chose us vs. a chiropractor! Actually the way it works is that I stay with you over night to evaluate and conduct further tests in the morning right there in the convenience of your own home. I then make further recommendations based upon my follow-up examination. For my patients' convenience, I am also available on weekends!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
12/18/2005 12:42 pm

LMAO - I just knew they would come up with a pill for this someday. Thank goodness it is finally here!!! Dr. Dick can you please schedule me in for an appointment too?


TTigerAtty 62M

12/18/2005 12:53 pm

Whispersoftly5 - Frau Whisper, I appreciate the trust and confidence you have placed in me! I will grab my medical bag and jump on the first flight I can get to Sacramento! I know that you have some stressful things occurring in your life right now, but I hope to be able to help you relax and enjoy life's simple pleasures!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
12/18/2005 1:08 pm

That's what I like. An all purpose dick....er, I mean doc.


TTigerAtty 62M

12/18/2005 3:06 pm

Mag, I believe you may be thinking of:

Hickory, dickory, doc
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory, dickory, doc

Hickory, dickory, doc
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock stuck two
The mouse said, boo
Hickory, dickory, doc

Hickory, dickory, dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck three
The mouse went, whee
Hickory, dickory, doc

not "dicker, doc"!

TTigerAtty 62M

12/18/2005 3:09 pm

scarlettsflame - Good to see you've recovered from Friday night girl! I missed you! Would you like to work in my office? That way, I can get you some free samples!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/18/2005 6:11 pm

ok i need a house call
Some time to discuss it
then ill decide
silky x

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
12/18/2005 6:25 pm

Gives new meaning to "cleaning your clock?"


TTigerAtty 62M

12/18/2005 6:53 pm

silkysmoothlegs3 - Silky, I'm not licensed to practice in Ireland ... yet! When I get do get licensed and have my own executive jet, I will come over on a house call. Can you hold out for a little while longer? Or should I refer you to one of my Irish colleagues?

TTigerAtty 62M

12/18/2005 7:15 pm

[blog magnet4u22] - BTW, did I happen to mention that I like your photo?

tillerbabe 55F

12/18/2005 10:51 pm

So "FUCKitol"..is that like Viagra? or "DR. Porkenheimers Boner Juice"? (SN

TTigerAtty 62M

12/19/2005 3:35 am

tillerbabe - Can you get your mind off sex for just a second? No, FUKITOL, is a stress reducer, not a male sex enhancer. But, FUKITOL is compatible with Viagra and no negative side effects or chemical interactions will result if both are taken at the same time. With FUKITOL, the guy will not care who he fucks. So, in combination with Viagra, he would be able to fuck well some gal whom he might not otherwise want to fuck at all! So, I suppose that in certain situations the two drugs can complement each other rather nicely!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/19/2005 11:02 am

OOoooo... I want some for a friend of mine and what the hey, for me to, we'll take it together

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

TTigerAtty 62M

12/20/2005 12:14 am

PK - Will that be like a "Three-Some"? Oh, I'm sorry! Not very professional of me! Yes, of course, I would be happy to help you and your friend!

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