How To Shower Like A Woman - The 20 Step Process  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
3/1/2006 4:08 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How To Shower Like A Woman - The 20 Step Process

How To Shower Like a Woman:

01. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

02. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

03. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

04. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

05. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

06. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

07. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

08. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

09. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

10. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

11. Rinse conditioner off hair.

12. Shave armpits and legs.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

15. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

16. Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

17. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

18. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

19. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

20. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
3/1/2006 5:29 pm

ha ha

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Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/1/2006 5:55 pm

01. Take off clothing and let it land where it falls.

02. Walk to bathroom wearing nothing.

03. If you see husband along the way, smile with a come hither look so he will follow and join you totally forgetting about his friend who he was watching sports with.

04. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note at how fucking beautiful it is and remember to always appreciate it.

05. Get in the shower. Let your sweetie use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone or whatever he wants on you and return the favor.

06. Let him wash your hair and return the favor.

07. Let him wash your hair down there and return the favor.

08. Condition the area near the hair down there with a lot of soft kisses, sucking and licking.

09. Wash his face with kisses and let him return the favor.

10. Slowly wash entire rest of body using your tongues.

11. Rinse each other off.

12. Shave each other if you like, but rinse off again after.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Forget the idea of squeegeeing off all wet surfaces in shower.

15. Fuck spraying mold spots with Tilex.

16. Get out of shower and stand on bathmat and prepare to blow and kiss each other dry.

17. Use the towel the size of a small country for both of you to lay on when you start fucking like teenagers because all this foreplay got the best of you.

18. Don't worry about your hair; the towel the size of a small country will absorb a lot of the wetness when you are getting wild with your sweetie.

19. Return to bedroom ready for more play and wearing nothing.

20. If you see your husband's friend along the way, ask him to join you.

There! I like this version much more!!! LOL!!!

Whisper...


Sorceror07 54M

3/1/2006 6:45 pm

no WONDER there's never enough hot water for me!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 62M

3/2/2006 6:40 am

[blog mzhunyhole] - I have been know to peek a little!

katsback - So, you're into moonin' people at through your bathroom window?! When is the next show?

[blog PurryKitty2] - Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES! Glad you enjoyed this one!

Whispersoftly5 - When can we take a shower together?

Vick_Demise - Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES! Glad you enjoyed this one! Don't take that speakerphone into the shower stall! You might electrocute yourself and then you will have a high-pitched voice!

Sorceror07 - It may be time to break down and purchase a new high-capacity water heater!

BigGirlzRSweet - Keep doing what you're doing! "All Girls Are Sweet!" Guys love that sweet smelling stuff that you all use!

[blog jaynbuck] - 'Hope you had a nice shower with your honey!


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