HE SAID, SHE SAID Regarding The NCAA Hot Tub Watch Party  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
3/21/2006 3:43 pm

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HE SAID, SHE SAID Regarding The NCAA Hot Tub Watch Party

My oh my! Lordy, Lordy! I just wanted to organize a simple little NCAA Tournament Pool for a few Blogville friends, and then somehow, by some odd and inexplicable stroke of fate, I got hooked up with The Goddess of Virginia aka [blog goddess1946], and then she had all these wonderful ideas and before you know it, we were throwin' a hot tub tournament watchin' party and orderin' beer, wine and liquor and chicken wings and ice and extra wine glasses and massage oil and lots of extra towels for around the hot tub and extra big screen TVs and condoms just in case some of our blogger friends forgot to bring their own and extra tiki torches and just all kinds of crazy stuff! When The Goddess throws a party, now I mean she throws a party! Why, Lordy, Lordy! I do declare!

So, anyway, what I wanted to tell ya all is what happened at this here NCAA Hot Tub Watch Party! Well, ya see, first of all we had it at the grand and palatial country estate of The Goddess near Norfolk, Virginia and overlookin' the Chesapeake Bay! Lordy, Lordy! What a magnificent view! Now that's a lot of water out there! Why I saw these big gray boats out there that The Goddess told me are actually Navy ships! They were big boats, now, I'll tell ya! Bigger n' anything I've ever seen on the Missouri River where I grew up! Now, The Goddess don't live in no double-wide trailer out there! No siree! She has a huge house that folks out there call a mansion. It was three stories tall with huge white pillars supporting what The Goddess explained to me is called a portico or somethin' like that. The Goddess has seven bedrooms in her mansion. I guess that's so she can sleep in a different one every night of the week! And she has butlers and maids and gardeners and chauffeuers and even someone called her blog assistant. Why Lordy, Lordy! It reminded me of the plantation at 'Tara' in 'Gone With The Wind'! Ya all remember that movie, now don't ya? Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler and all dem folks! Now, The Goddess was even dressed up real fancy like Scarlett O'Hara and she made a stunning appearance! So, the setting and ambiance for the party was just absolutely magnificent!

And ya know being out there with blogger friends drinkin' beer and wine and such and just bein' in such a nice environment kinda made people more friendly than usual. Ya see we all got there last Thursday evening in time for the First Round of the NCAA tournament. We had what The Goddess called an Attitude Adjustment Hour out on her backyard veranda before she would even let us turn on the TVs and start listenin' to Dickie V. and Digger Phelps! Now she was real strict about that! So, I just thought to myself, well sir, this is her party at her grand and palatial estate, so I'll just let her have her own way about this here Attitude Adjustment Hour.

Now, here's where it started to get pretty interesting! Lordy, Lordy! Some of the blogger guys had been drinkin' on their way up to Virginia on buses, motorcoaches, RVs and the like, so they already had themselves a pretty good Attitude when they arrived. Well, and don't ya know it, but some of the lady bloggers had been adjustin' their Attitudes on the way to The Goddess' party too!

So, we're all standin' around out by the hot tub on this huge veranda in this huge backyard of The Goddess' estate a drinkin' and a carryin' on and further adjustin' our Attitudes, when suddenly I noticed a couple bloggers headin' off back up to the mansion, ya know, that's the one I told ya about with the seven bedrooms. Well, since I was sorta the self-appointed Hot Tub Referee, I thought I better foller after these two to see what form of mischief they might be up to. I snuck behind 'em, and I could tell it was DanielGR and _Safira. Now, I'm startin' to think that they might be intendin' to use one of The Goddess' seven bedrooms, and I thinks to myself that this really ain't any of my business since I'm just the Hot Tub Referee, and I don't really have any officiating responsibility or jurisdiction over what two bloggers might want to do in The Goddess' mansion.

So, I just started on back to the veranda Attitude Adjustment Hour. Well, lo and behold, as I'm headed back that way, here comin' toward me is none other than [blog magnet4u22] and phoenix_law. They were a gigglin' and carryin' on, and I don't even think they noticed me. And doncha know, they also seemed to be headed into the mansion to one of those seven bedrooms!

By now, I'm thinkin' to myself, Lordy, Lordy! This is gonna be one helluva party here at The Goddess' grand and palatial estate! This is just the first night of an all weekend NCAA Tournament Watch Party. Is there gonna be anyone left out there to watch the games with me?!!!

About then, I hear more laughter and gigglin'. What the fuck?! It's tillerbabe and Michael_IG65! "Hey, you two! What are you folks doin' here? I didn't think ya all were even comin' since ya never submitted your picks!" I says to them. "Well, we just decided to come at the last minute!" tillerbabe said. "OK!" I says. "We have plenty o' beer and wine and chicken wings! Glad to have ya!" Well now, doncha know, those two were headed back up to the mansion to use one of the seven bedrooms too!

"Holy cow! That's already three bedrooms out of seven and the first round hasn't even tipped yet" I thought to myself! "Well hell! I guess we rented more big screen TVs than we're really gonna need!"

About then, I almost got run over by [blog goddess1946], bpilgrim333 and cobra70118 as they rushed past me towards the mansion. I turned around to The Goddess and said "Goddess, I suppose everyone is gettin' their Attitudes adjusted pretty good by now? Can I go ahead and turn on Dickie V. and Digger Phelps now?" Ya know, I don't even think The Goddess answered me, cuz she seemed to be in a big hurry to give them two fellers a tour of her mansion or perhaps she too was headed to one of them seven bedrooms.

I just shook my head and went on back to the hot tub where only MOfunNOWWOW remained. I says to MO "MO, ya need another beer and some more chicken wings, hon?" MO says "I sure do, Tiger!" I says "Well, we got this whole olympic size hot tub to ourselves I suppose! All the rest of 'em went on up to the mansion!" MO says "Well, turn on Dickie V. and Digger Phelps then! Let's hear what they have to say about these first round games!"

And so, MO and me turn on all the big screen TVs around the hot tub, and we jumped in ta that huge sucker. And we drank beer and ate chicken wings and watched the first round games on that first Thursday night of the NCAA men's basketball tournament out at the grand and palatial estate of The Goddess in Virginia next to the Chesapeake Bay where the big Navy ships cruise up and down the waters. And we never saw the rest of our fellow blogger basketball fans the rest of that first night of the tournament. And that's the truth!

Now, The Goddess may wish to add a few additional minor details to fill in small voids in this story that I may have unintentionally omitted. I don't really know about that. But, what I have reported to ya all is the God's honest truth! The Goddess has a blog at [blog goddess1946].

non illigitimae carborundum

tillerbabe 56F

3/21/2006 9:24 pm

Party crashers we are! (Thanks for the room!)


tillerbabe 56F

3/21/2006 9:25 pm

..sorry 'bout the broken bed...

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/22/2006 12:14 am

TTiger...I'm left out in the cold Because I have no ideal 'what' game you are 'playing'...sounds interesting though


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/22/2006 4:55 am

DanielGR ~ Dear? Could you get me some more of those wings and a cold one? Oh ... and a (c'mere I'll whisper it into your ear).

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?

TTigerAtty 62M

3/22/2006 5:51 am

tillerbabe and Michael_IG65 - We'll let you two know when the Washington Huskies game tips! 'Sorry that Yale didn't get in the field of 64 teams! Oh that's right! They never get in!

_Safira - I think you've worn poor DanielGR out already! I saw him staggerin' down the hall holding his lower back and grimacing in pain awhile ago as he headed toward the bathroom!

ohsodelicious - Hon, come and join us and we'll teach you the game!

keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
3/22/2006 12:24 pm

...and just think... tomorrow is another day!


3/22/2006 5:44 pm

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. (Not with all those chicken wings) No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
quote Scarlett (slight edit)

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

TTigerAtty 62M

3/22/2006 6:54 pm

And that's the best part about fantasy! There's always tomorrow!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/22/2006 8:15 pm

[MOfunNOWWOW] - "Lordy, Lordy Ms. Scarlett! Yuze gettin' yarself all worked up now talkin' about gettin' licked and all! Watch you talkin' about? You sayin' Master Rhett is qwon to be lickin' you? Or Master TTiger or Master DanielGR? Won't dey be just a lickin' on dem chicken wings?"

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
3/22/2006 9:42 pm

Darlin' TTiger Man...
You have missed ssssssoooooooooooooooooooooo much by being
glued to those wide screens...guess I'll just have to do a
bit of reporting the news within the next couple of days,
won't I??? ...after my next massage...sweet one
...after my next massage

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/22/2006 9:49 pm

Keep those key lime martinis cummin'....that phoenix_law is keepin me busy.....call me when the UCLA/Zag game cums on.

Final Four...Duke, UCLA, Florida, UCONN


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

3/23/2006 4:27 am

Tchao! On se reverra un de ces quat... [post 280867]

TTigerAtty 62M

3/23/2006 6:00 am

[blog goddess1946] - I'll look forward to reading your account of the hot tub party! Yes, I was completely absorbed in thos basketball games! Sure could use one of those massages myself!

[blog magnet4u22] - Your Final Four picks have been received and duly noted by the accounting firm of Ernst and Young. By the way, where is that phoenix_law fellow anyway? I need his picks real quick! You didn't "hurt" him, did you Mag?

BigGirlzRSweet - Yes, you did, hon! Put that lollipop down and come join us! There'll be other things to lick and suck on at the party!

Sister_Act_4_You - Louisa, I went over and read your posting and I'll certainly be sad to see you retire from blogging on this site! All the best to you and JB!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/23/2006 6:26 am

LOL! Sounds like a great time!!! Sorry I missed out!!!


TTigerAtty 62M

3/23/2006 10:13 am

Whispersoftly5 - Wanna fly out and join us this weekend?


3/23/2006 11:46 am

TAG YOUR IT more info to follow just wanted to tag you for someone else did!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

TTigerAtty 62M

3/23/2006 11:49 am

ShayeDK - Feel free to crash the party! tillerbabe and Michael_IG65 did! In fact, they've already broken down one of [blog goddess1946]'s seven beds! Come on out and join us! Plenty of beer and chicken wings remain! Any Four Picks? Are you rootin' for the Washington Huskies and the Gonzaga Bulldogs from your state?


3/23/2006 12:37 pm

TAG refer to Tag I am WEIRD...duh!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

TTigerAtty 62M

3/23/2006 1:42 pm

Now I've been tagged by two quicker, younger bloggers! I gotta lose some weight so I can move faster! Paybacks are hell, MOjac!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/23/2006 10:10 pm

Now you've been TAGGED again...I'M SO HORNY AND I'VE BEEN TAGGED to find out.

How bout those Bruins????? Yeah, the Longhorns squeaked by. So sorry about the ZAGS...I wanted them to win, too.


Valdrane78 38M

3/24/2006 4:44 am


With all your linking of me in yoru blogs just to get me to respond, I am sure you coudl have fit me in here someplace. You are getting lazy

Get with the program little man lol!!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/24/2006 6:12 am

Valdrane78 - OK! OK! I guess we could use another a valet parking attendant! The one we had last weekend, [blog luke69iner], got drunk, wrecked 4 cars belonging to guests and left his used condoms in one of the guest's mini-vans. Discretion prohibits me from saying who she was!

[blog magnet4u22] - Poor Adam Morrison! Cry baby! Gonzaga deserved to lose! Biggest blown lead I can remember! The Dukies are out too! My bracket sheet is totally screwed! I will now root for Texas, the only Big 12 team to make any noise this year! This will probably be my last weekend in the hot tub! I better make the most of it!

I have now been tagged on three cheeks by MOfunNOWWOW, [blog magnet4u22] and SensuallyKatey. But wait! I only have two cheeks! I have been molested not tagged!

Efilnikufesin69 47M

3/24/2006 7:30 am

Here is the comment left for Samantha from the original author of some of the blogs that Samantha192 has plagiarized:

Dear Samantha,

This is lifted in its entirety from me.

Remove this post and all other posts and photos that you have stolen from me...immediately. All of my material is original and protected by copyright.

I have reported you to AdultFriendFinder and will take further legal action if this happens again.

To all of your readers...if you would like to read the actual, real-life woman who wrote this and many of Samantha's other sexy articles, please visit me at AlwaysArousedGirl.

Samantha, grow up and do your own writing. Stealing someone else's words and pictures is not only juvenile, it is a crime.


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/24/2006 8:41 am

We were both wrong on Dukie!!! Texas just didn't want to play them. I am now an LSU fan!!! How bout those Bruins???? They really fought back but Zags gave it up, too. Don't be to hard on the "Stash"....Reddick was crying, too. Hey can I change my final four picks



3/24/2006 9:34 am

Oh my gosh...the upsets, the drama, this is what keeps me glued BABY!

only a slight sniff over Duke, too much excitement to keep me FANATICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

TTigerAtty 62M

3/24/2006 2:18 pm

Efilnikufesin69 - Maybe Samantha192 is Duke cheerleader?

[blog magnet4u22] - I'll be rooting for Texas, but LSU looks big and athletic. I like 'Big Baby'. He can shoot free throws better than Shaq! Duke bombed out on me and also The Zags! I'm totally screwed! I will just party in the hot tub now! Watch out for old phoenix_law tonight! Don't let him "subpoena" you or "enter any motions"!

MOfunNOWWOW - Let's see MO, I'm sittin' next to you in the hot tub once again tonight! Let me check my snorkel equipment! OK, I'm good to go!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/25/2006 7:15 am

[blog mzhunyhole] - Is Tubby Smith safe over there, hon? We need us a good coach here in Missouri? Let me know if we have a chance to steal Tubby away from ya!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/25/2006 11:05 am

I love Big Baby..Baby Shaq....I am sure he will show up. Texas guards, you never know about. We'll see how UCLA handles Memphis...they lost to them before...so dis the Zags....Call me when the game starts!


TTigerAtty 62M

3/25/2006 1:35 pm

[blog magnet4u22] - I plan to park my fanny in front of a TV for both games. Tipoff is now only a little over an hour away! After everyone gets drunk, I may have to slip back into the hot tub with you although I am now officially disqualified from the contest. I'm rootin' for Texas, but I'm worried about LSU's size, strength and athleticism. Memphis will handle UCLA!

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