Drink Wine Instead Of Water!!!  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
3/30/2006 5:33 pm

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4/4/2006 6:31 pm

Drink Wine Instead Of Water!!!

Disclaimer: The following information has been shamelessly copied from another "forwarded email" courtesy of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. This amazing story has passed between 1,009 individuals (as best I can determine) and was, to the best of my knowledge and belief, originated by a wine lover. I suspect, but can not confirm, that it may have been originated by tillerbabe.

Water and Wine Lesson

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

WINE....... However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, gin, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.

WATER = Doo Doo
WINE, etc. = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON


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SaucyNSassy 39F

3/30/2006 6:26 pm

LMAO! That is just nasty!
"Sassy"


bardicman 50M

3/30/2006 6:27 pm

doo doo?

Aww shit!



I am not dead yet


rm_phoenix_law 60M

3/30/2006 7:46 pm

O.K. -- A round for the house, and keep them coming. Make mine a short screwdriver (Ketel One) double.


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/30/2006 8:53 pm

Everything I drink is distilled.



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ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/30/2006 9:07 pm

TTiger That sounds totally gross

feeling a little queasy...OhSo{=}


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/30/2006 9:37 pm

Good lesson!

Whisper pushing away her glass of water and pourning a glass of wine...


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/31/2006 2:24 am

EW.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


TTigerAtty 62M

3/31/2006 3:52 pm

Sorry I can respond individually! I'm trying to complete an office move before Monday. Thanks for stopping by and let's all lift a glass of your favorite adult beverage to "HEALTHY DRINKING"!


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/31/2006 9:26 pm

Cheers! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 62M

4/1/2006 4:39 am

Some party at Kat's yesterday! It was nice that we could have the nanny stay with the twins so we could attend!


Babel__Fish 45F

4/1/2006 6:53 am

*OMG*

I just had a great big glup of water errrr Doo Doo before reading this

babel


TTigerAtty 62M

4/1/2006 1:17 pm

Babel__Fish - Better chase that water with wine or a nice martini!


tillerbabe 55F

4/3/2006 1:29 am

You don't have to tell me twice TIGER!


TTigerAtty 62M

4/4/2006 12:52 pm

A nice glass of Merlot, TB?


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