Can There Now Be Any Doubt? - An Update Re. Missouri Girls Gone Wild!  

TTigerAtty 62M
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4/8/2006 7:01 am

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Can There Now Be Any Doubt? - An Update Re. Missouri Girls Gone Wild!

On Thursday, 4/6/06, TAIL TWISTING TALES, carried a post about the activities of two popular female AdultFriendFinder bloggers, MOfunNOWWOW and katsback. We carried a report from The Joplin Globe about a peace distrurbance which occurred at Murphy's Irish Pub at 2214 South Main Street in Joplin, MO and which regrettably involved our two lovely Missouri girls. You can refer to the original story by clicking on this convenient link Unconfirmed Report - Missouri Blogger Girls Gone Wild!.

When I became suspicious that further reporting by The Globe was possibly being suppressed, I immediately dispatched an investigator whom we retain here at the law offices of Truman, Isaac, Gerhardt, Edwards and Steele, LLC (TIGERS, LLC). My investigator, I. M. Snoopy, holds a local police commission and a commission with the Missouri Highway Patrol, and so he is able to investigate matters of interest within the state of Missouri and talk confidentially with the various law enforcement authorities. Mr. Snoopy has always been a very reliable investigator for our firm.

Early this morning after driving most of the night, he returned and provided me his comprehensive report on the matters in Joplin which involve MOfun and Kat. Well, I'm not able to provide all the details that Mr. Snoopy has been able to gather. Suffice it to say that our Missouri bloggers have had a wild time in Joplin. At this time, I'm able to confidently report the following:

1. One detail in the April 6th article by The Joplin Globe was in error. Chadwick Watters, Globe staff writer, reported that our lovely Missouri ladies mounted the bar at Murphy's Irish Pub on South Main Street in Joplin and proceeded to perform a lewd and seductive dance on the bar. We have now learned that it was actually on top of a pool table. The photo which accompanies this post shows the two in a rather surprising embrace on that same pool table. Other nude photos are not being released to you at this time pending our research of the applicable laws pertaining to defamation and distribution of pornographic materials.

2. MOfunNOWWOW and katsback were not actually arrested and taken into custody by the Joplin Police Department. Reporter Watters apparently presumed that had been the case when the police authorities were called to the site of the distrurbance and asked by the bar manager to have the two women removed from the premises. I can see how Mr. Watters could have misinterpretted the actions of the police officers who were called to the scene and how he could have made this mistake in his article.

3. katsback will remain in Joplin through the weekend. More partying, frivolity and consumption of adult beverages is planned for Saturday night, and so the Joplin Police Department has been placed on alert to monitor their behavior. Mr. Snoopy talked with the Police Chief in Joplin, and we understand that no further public displays of nudity and/or affection will be tolerated. Joplin, after all, is situated in the Bible Belt of the midwest.

As further information comes to light, you can count on TAIL TWISTING TALES to provide you accurate and responsible reporting of the facts.

As a personal aside, I am disappointed to learn what Mr. Snoopy has reported to me. I will freely admit to being attracted to both of these beautiful young ladies and in fact had contemplated a possible movie date with one of them. Concern for privacy and confidentiality dictates that I not say anymore about that. However, having now learned about their apparent "interest" in one another, I am somewhat taken aback. I will have to wrestle with this on a personal level. Any guidance you readers may provide will most certainly be appreciated!


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micahbiguns 51M

4/8/2006 4:04 pm

ever thought about a threesome ?? lol


TTigerAtty 62M

4/8/2006 6:12 pm

Hmmmmmm? Now there's an idea! Let's see what MOfunNOWWOW and katsback might have to say about that! Hell, those two wild girls would KILL an old man like me!


m1903a3 59M

4/8/2006 9:20 pm

What a way to go...


rm_phoenix_law 61M

4/9/2006 5:53 am

Certainly sounds like our girls are letting their hair down and cutting loose!! Perhaps we should join them in their merriment and provide guidance in avoiding offending the authorities!!


TTigerAtty 62M

4/9/2006 6:50 am

Phoenix - I know you're admitted to practice in Michigan. Are you licensed in Missouri? These girls are gonna need a high-powered attorney with experience in these matters!

m1903a3 - It'd be better than laying around and slowly dying of liver cancer under Hospice care for damned sure! Heart attacks aren't so bad!


TTigerAtty 62M

4/9/2006 9:55 am

Yes, newaroundhere64, I regretted sending Mr. Snoopy when he returned with his report and all those shocking, salacious photos! I should have gone over there myself! Perhaps, I could have stopped this, or perhaps I could've just "stepped into the middle of it" in an attempt to do so!


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/9/2006 5:25 pm

Threesome??? OH TIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! As for the rest, NO COMMENT, and that picture has been tampered with.


MOMO
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TTigerAtty 62M

4/10/2006 5:42 am

Yeah, MO, what about what [blog newaroundhere65] said? This is the SHOW-ME STATE! Mr. Snoopy is highly ethical and would never stoop to tampering with evidence!


m1903a3 59M

4/10/2006 9:50 am

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Threesome??? OH TIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! As for the rest, NO COMMENT, and that picture has been tampered with.
It looks like Kat's the one being "tampered with".


TTigerAtty 62M

4/10/2006 10:54 am

    Quoting m1903a3:
    It looks like Kat's the one being "tampered with".
A very astute and accurate observation there, M!


TTigerAtty 62M

4/12/2006 7:00 am

    Quoting katsback:
    WELL KAT WASNT REALLY MINDIND ANY OF THE ATTENTION, MO IS A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN!!
Oh! Is this an admission then? I knew that under sufficient cross-examination, we could finally extract the truth!


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