A Status Report on 'Guy's Weekend' - Report #3  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
3/4/2006 7:29 am

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A Status Report on 'Guy's Weekend' - Report #3

I have a headache and my stomach does not feel real good either! Maybe it's the Milwaukee's Best Light beer I had last night? Or maybe it's the peanuts? Or maybe it's the sushi and three trips to the Chinese buffet? Or maybe it's all the black coffee I drank while bloggin' yesterday?

On the other hand, maybe it's unreleased sexual tension and frustration? That's right folks! No blowjob last night! Although many have promised, none have delivered thus far! A lot of adventurous women have spoken up to offer their services, but they evidently feel safe in doing so because they all live at least one thousand miles from Cape Girardeau, MO. I think they are just teasing, titillating and tantalizing me for their own amusement!

Therefore, I have resorted to beer (and lots of it) to ease my pain and suffering! Maybe these 'Guy's Weekends' are not such a great thing after all?!!!!


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Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/4/2006 8:59 am

LOL! My blow job offer still stands - we just have to be in the same state - make that same room!

Sorry you're not getting any sex. Hopefully, the beer will take your mind off it. Okay forget that - hopefully when you sleep tonight sex will be off your mind. No, that won't work - I'm sure you have horny dreams. Okay then - hopefully after this whole Guy Weekend thing is over you can get sex!


brightblonde3 58F

3/4/2006 11:27 am

What's wrong with women in Missouri? Rise to the occasion and help our friend TTiger rise to the occasion too!



rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
3/4/2006 12:29 pm

i ate sushi yesterday, yummmmm

drink more beer!

Purry {=}


TTigerAtty 62M

3/4/2006 12:32 pm

Thanks for dropping by to wish me well ladies! These 'Guy's Weekends' are tough ladies! Only us real he men can survive all the beer drinkin', meat eatin', butt scratchin', pool shootin', dart throwin', golfin', basketball watchin', etc. that goes into one of these weekends! The girly men are probably goin' shoppin' with their wives or lady friends and doin' the dirty in those small dressin' rooms. Or those girly men might even be at home with their wives or girl friends watchin' some kinda girly man/chick flick movie and gettin' blowjobs during the commercials, etc. Not us he men though! We're all follerin' our loud fartin', beer belchin' Texas cattle man, travelingintexas! Yep! We're no girly men!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/4/2006 4:12 pm

No Brokeback Mountain, huh?


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/4/2006 5:58 pm

Well, now you know how I feel about not getting any, only I don't drink much.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

TTigerAtty 62M

3/5/2006 8:44 am

[blog PurryKitty2] - I don't think it was the sushi. I can usually eat it with a moderate amount of beer or white wine and feel great the next day! I'm now thinkin' it must've been the large amount of acidic black coffee combined with the large amount of Milwaukee's Best light beer! It's Sunday morning and I am better! No blowjob, however! My weekend plan has been blown ... er uh I mean not fully accomplished!

[blog magnet4u22] - I saw "Brokedick Mountain" last Monday evening. Strange, but I've been off fishin' and huntin' with my buds in the past and none of us have ever had that urge! I guess from now on everyone will be sleeping with one eye open!

PrincessKarma - I don't think this sex site is workin' right! There seems to be too many of us not gettin' our fair share! Drinkin' does help one forget!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/5/2006 5:15 pm

The best thing to come with a Milwaukee label was tools....I don't think I'd trust the beer.

But in the abscence of blowjobs and needing to "relax"...I guess a mans got to do what a mans got to do.


TTigerAtty 62M

3/6/2006 5:00 am

LustyTaurus - Good point! I know you Canadians have a particular penchant for your full-bodied Canadian brews. And you're right about Milwaukee power tools! The only brand 'Tim the Toolman' would ever use!

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