A Call For Attorneys, Counselors, Barristers and Lawyers  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
3/27/2006 2:25 pm

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A Call For Attorneys, Counselors, Barristers and Lawyers

Many of you who practice throughout Blogville are probably familiar with the case involving Sorceror07 and travelingintexas which has now reach international proportions with constant media attention and unprecedented reporting within the blogs. Pending charges against these two citizens of Blogville seem to be growing everyday. A partial list of current pending charges is as follows:

grand larceny
theft of government property
breaking and entry
destruction of public property
destruction of private property
grand auto car theft
joy riding
excessive speeding
resisting arrest
inter-state flight
mail fraud
failure to yield the right of way
arson
felonious assault with a deadly weapon
bank robbery
cruelty to animals
driving while intoxicated
driving without a valid license
careless and imprudent driving
littering Twinkie wrappers along major highways
defamation of character
resisting arrest
illegal use of the internet for abuse/harassment
transport of stolen property across state lines
tagging in violation of the DO NOT TAG statute
witness tampering
parking violations
abandonment of ultra-hot, horny girlfriends

No charges of , molestation or murder have yet been alleged.

The law firm of Truman, Isaac, Gerhardt, Edwards, Reubenstein and Steele, LLC (TIGERS, LLC) has been retained to defend the accused individuals against these and all other various and sundry charges which may yet arise from activities stemming from tagging actions initially perpetrated by travelingintexas on or about March 22, 2005.

In this regard, we seek competent attorneys, counselors, barristers and lawyers from all corners of Blogville to join our team for as long as it shall take to exonerate our clients of these false, trumped-up charges.

I have already contracted with the following renowned legal minds to assist me in managing the defense in such a public and emotionally charged atmosphere:

AlanMDershowitz
RobertShapiro
GerrySpence
MarkGeragos
ThomasMesereauJr
phoenix_law

Fortunately, all of these renowned attorneys are also AdultFriendFinder members and have taken a special interest in the developing body of cyberlaw.

If interest in joining our team of attorneys to handle some particular aspect of this case, please contact me at 1.800.CAT.PAWS. Note: Although our current legal team consists of male attorneys only at this time, we are very much interested in attracting female attorneys. This will be a great opportunity to work on a high profile case with some of the top legal minds in the world, and I feel we need the top female attorneys on our team. Besides, this will be a very long, drawn out case and the nights spent away from our homes will become very lonely.


TTigerAtty
TIGERS, LLC
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micahbiguns 50M

3/27/2006 7:38 pm

You forgot to get Johnny Cockring If the blog don't fit you must aquit lol


rm_phoenix_law 60M

3/27/2006 8:09 pm

I am honored to be in the company of such learned and renowned attorneys, especially TTigerAtty and Gerry Spence (Mr. Spence, by the way, has never lost a criminal trial). We most certainly will need the touch of women attorneys (in more ways than legally!!!!), so please join us.


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/27/2006 10:46 pm

O you dirty dogs, LOL!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


Sorceror07 54M

3/28/2006 4:39 am

littering? littering!? littering twinkie wrappers? wtf? TRAV!!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 62M

3/28/2006 6:22 am

phoenix_law - I see you have much admiration for Gerry Spence. We haven't discussed this yet, but I was thinking of teaming you up with Mr. Spence to defend our clients against some of the most serious and heinous charges that have been levied against them. We can leave the defense against the Twinkie wrapper littering charge and other similar lesser charges to our junior partners.

Sorceror07 - Keep a low profile, Sorc. The authorities have my blog under surveillance. Yes, f**king Twinkie wrappers! Please speak to Trav! Can you get some plastic trash bags to carry with you in the car? You know they have been tracking you for the past two days by simply following the trail of Twinkie wrappers!

MOfunNOWWOW - Every citizen of Blogville is entitled to a competent defense, no matter how terrible their crimes against the community! Kids OK?

newaroundhere64 - Yes, spiritual counseling may well be needed! We will mount a vigorous defense, but the odds of our success are only 50/50. It would be well to begin preparing our clients for the worst! Re. F. Lee Bailey, I suppose that is why I have not received his signed contract for services back in the mail. Things have been moving so fast around here, I just missed his funeral all together. Again, you have proven that you have a great eye for detail!

micahbiguns - Sorry, micah, like F. Lee Bailey, Johnnie is no longer with us. I sure would like to have him on the team, however!


TTigerAtty 62M

3/28/2006 6:39 am

Thanks to my ever-vigilant, eagle-eyed friend from Atlanta, newaroundhere64, I have been made aware that famed defense attorney FLeeBailey is no longer with us, having passed on to that Big Courtroom in the Sky some time ago. I have just been so damned busy, I missed his funeral and any news of his death. My condolences to his family. In this regard, I am replacing Lee with ThomasMesereauJr, defense attorney for Michal Jackson and Robert Blake, and also MarkGeragos, defense attorney for Scott Peterson.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/28/2006 10:37 am

TTiger...You are a riot...cruelty to animals...Flog-em I say...

Laughing...OhSo{=}


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/28/2006 12:13 pm

You forgot the following crime against humanity:
Leaving their ultra-hot, horny girlfriends to fend for themselves!

(Well, if it's Not a law, it should be!!!)
And they could have at least left us together!!!


TTigerAtty 62M

3/28/2006 1:24 pm

[blog metalmama69] - Oh, I forgot about that one! Are you filing charges of "abandonment" against Sorc? Who, pray tell, would even claim to have any involvement with Trav?

ohsodelicious - I'm tryin' to defend their worthless asses!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/28/2006 5:45 pm

Any reports of them hiding out at the Estate have been
nonsensical....they have been having a hell of a good time
in full view of EVERYONE! And that's all you are going to
hear from me because you know Goddess will protect both of them at
all costs!
{=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/29/2006 4:41 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    [blog metalmama69] - Oh, I forgot about that one! Are you filing charges of "abandonment" against Sorc? Who, pray tell, would even claim to have any involvement with Trav?

    ohsodelicious - I'm tryin' to defend their worthless asses!
I better watch my mouth, lest I get punished!

(remind me again why I'm watching my mouth?!)


TTigerAtty 62M

3/29/2006 6:04 am

[blog metalmama69] - Thought we had seen the last of them when they were blasted off the road by The Mayor of Blogville, but apparently they have survived to eat Twinkies and terrorize Blogville yet another day! Yes, you may have to suffer a spanking punishment for complaining about abandonment!


TTigerAtty 62M

3/29/2006 6:13 am

katsback - Yes, I know, Kat! They are just scoundrels of the worst kind, yet under our system of justice, they are entitled to a competent defense! And that is what they shall have .... IF they are captured alive!


TTigerAtty 62M

3/29/2006 6:16 am

[blog goddess1946] - Be careful now! Aiding, abetting and harboring criminals is in itself a felony offense! You can, however, provide them with some of those special tantric massages you are so well known for without crossing the line and becoming a criminal yourself.


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/29/2006 9:16 pm

LOL! I think one of them was also charged with failure to hold an elevator door open for his aunt or something along those lines. Glad to see you're gathing a top notch crew of legal assistance for these two alleged criminal bloggers. As the Warden of Punishment for Blogville the punishments I administer will seem all the sweeter knowing they were convicted with the assistance of all you good people. *WEG*

Whisper...


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
3/29/2006 10:32 pm

Trav...YOU LICKED THEM!!!!!! DNA testing will be done.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


TTigerAtty 62M

3/30/2006 10:14 am

travelingintexas - I'm afraid they are testing the wrappers for DNA as LadytoPleaseYou so correctly observed! You're probably toast on that charge. But if we can do some plea bargaining, we'll be willing to give them the Twinkie littering charge if we can just get you off or get you reduced charges for some of the other more serious crimes. I will take LadytoPleaseYou and Whispersoftly5 along to the prosecutor's office to see what "deals" we can make on your behalf!


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