"What hole am I on?"  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
3/17/2006 1:53 pm

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3/20/2006 11:32 am

"What hole am I on?"

Disclaimer: The following information has been shamelessly copied from another "forwarded email" courtesy of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. This amazing story has passed between 1,199 individuals (as best I can determine) and was, to the best of my knowledge and belief, originated by an avid golfer. I suspect it may have been Michael_IG65.

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"

"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.

"No, I won't."

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."

non illigitimae carborundum

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
3/17/2006 7:40 pm

hugs and smiles


3/17/2006 11:18 pm

Somethings are just ironically funny like that

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

Valdrane78 38M

3/18/2006 4:08 am

Hey Attourney boy. I ain't heard from ya in a while, why don't ya gimme some good advice on how to fight a 2nd dui that involved a car accident!!!!

P.S. I am very glad ya ain't reverting to blogging ways such as BonNuit2 and that Samantha broad has done to get views and commewnts. They really suck. I feel dumber for just reading them, besides they gotta be the fakest punks on A-FF EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get at me on yahoo, I got alot to tell ya bro!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/18/2006 7:14 am

[blog Bct2Esi] - Hope all is well with the job search!

MOfunNOWWOW - Although this is a joke, I could see something like this happening in real life.

Valdrane78 - I'm trying to stay off IM. Just not enough time in the day for all this. Gotta work sometime! Your laws in California likely differ from Missouri laws. Get a competent attorney out there with experience defending DUI charges. And stop driving when you have had something to drink. You have had two warnings now. Luckily you have not injured or killed someone. If that were to occur in a 3rd incident involving alcohol, you would be toast. Don't take any further chances!

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
3/18/2006 11:57 am

Good one...thanks for my first laugh of the day.



Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/18/2006 2:09 pm

Tiger - LOL! As always I can count on you leaving a post that's good for a laugh. Thanks for the giggle!


micahbiguns 51M

3/18/2006 3:38 pm

Ha Ha Ha good one

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/18/2006 4:51 pm

Go Pac 10 Washington just made it in to the Sweet 16!


saddletrampsk 54F

3/18/2006 7:05 pm

..I love your sense of humour..

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/18/2006 8:19 pm

Some salesman, huh?

Bruins gave me a scare...Zags are hot and Washington is in. Sorry about A&M..I was actually pulling for them. Now my two teams will face each other...I want them both to win! Someone needs to beat Duke.


TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 7:58 am

[blog magnet4u22] - The Zags are better balanced than I realized. Not just the Adam Morrison show. Thought Indiana had more talent than they showed last night. Washington looked big and talented. The handled Illinois fairly well. Illinois does not have the team they had the past several years, but I did watch them beat Missouri by 32 in front of 24,000 fans on a neutral site in St. Louis. UCLA had a close game against Alabama. So, you still have UCLA, Arizona, Washington and Conzaga alive. My bracket is decimated. In the Big 12, only Texas remains. Duke is a machine. I'm thinking you may be leading the contest with most 'Sweet 16' picks since you went with a lot of west coast teams.

BigGirlzRSweet - Are you licking on that big lollipop?

newaroundhere64 - Hope you're having a great weekend!

Whispersoftly5 - Glad you were tickled! Need anything else tickled?

[blog Kissmystuff] - Thanks for dropping by and I hope you have a great weekend!

saddletrampsk - I love your pink nipple!

micahbiguns - Thanks for dropping by!

southrnpeach333 50F

3/19/2006 10:08 am

at least all the holes got covered!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 10:34 am

[blog southrnpeach] - Hi Peachy!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/19/2006 11:25 am

Another upset...Bradley (who ARE they??) just beat Pitt! What if Memphis bites the dust? My picks are falling, too. And, what about George Mason??? I still don't know who they are!!! Hopefully, Texas will make it by NCState....so I give you a hard time about the Big 12 Zags looked good, didn't they? Mallon had a double double. Knight came out of nowhere.


TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 11:40 am

No kidding? Bradley beat Kansas and now Pitt? OK, I gotta shut this computer down and get in front of a TV! And don't assume Texas will get by NCState. I am realizing that the Big 12 was apparently down this year. Bill Self may be in trouble at Kansas. Can't win in March and even lost once to Missouri as bad as we were! I'll post the Sweet 16 and how everyone did tonight!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 3:01 pm

George Mason beat North Carolina? My bracket is screwed! Duke is a machine.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/19/2006 4:38 pm

Not to worry...UCLA or Gonzaga will take them out


TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 5:02 pm

The UCLA/Gonzaga winner has to first get by the Memphis/Bradley winner. I did have Memphis going to the Final Four, but now I need to rethink my Final Four picks after watching Gonzaga the other night. Hell, anything could happen at this point! Bradley in the Final Four?

seek_u_topia 51M

3/19/2006 5:32 pm

Excellent joke! I'm telling this one next time I get on the course. Thanks!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
3/19/2006 8:43 pm

I still think UCLA or Gonzaga will be in the final four.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/19/2006 9:16 pm

TTigerIf I would of had a cup of coffee at hand...it would have been a close call Loved that one

Silly Smile...OhSo{=}

TTigerAtty 62M

3/20/2006 6:35 am

ohsodelicious - Be careful while blogging, my dear! Many people have scalded their genitalia with hot coffee when reading blog jokes! Glad you didn't burn your privates!

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/20/2006 9:54 am

TTiger That was cute! Well, to relieve your mind 'said' privates are still intact...no scaldings to report Thanks for the warning

Still laughing...OhSo{=}

TTigerAtty 62M

3/20/2006 11:32 am

MostTastyOne - Happy nothing was scalded! Good to see your pic once again! I do believe a nipple is trying to peek out over that wrap, my dear!

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