"There's nothing worse than ......  

TTigerAtty 62M
3769 posts
2/18/2006 7:14 pm

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"There's nothing worse than ......

From another "forwarded email" courtesy of a friend.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.


non illigitimae carborundum

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
2/18/2006 9:58 pm


vanna4u 38F

2/18/2006 10:34 pm

Did the man ever get the problem taken care of?

Valdrane78 38M

2/18/2006 11:00 pm

There is something wrong with your dick???
Viagra seems to work with people in your age group

Nuthin but luv for ya!!!! lol

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

TTigerAtty 62M

2/19/2006 8:43 am

[blog magnet4u22], vanna4u and Valdrane78 - Thanks for droppin' by! I hope he did get his problem resolved!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
2/19/2006 1:07 pm

LMAO!!! Too funny!!! Thanks Tiger!!!


BuckNJay 56M/50F
2 posts
2/19/2006 1:47 pm

I love this post. I work in a physician's office and will share with my coworkers. Poor man. He needs to come down to SEMO where the nurses are nice and will treat him better!!! Same goes for you, TTigerAtty. Need a nurse? Catch ya later...J

rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
2/19/2006 8:51 pm

Now there is a forward that I haven't recieved yet

Weren't you also suppose to state where this forward came form and who originally started it?

Yep I was on that same blog as well

hugs and smiles

WillowWhispers2U 56F

2/19/2006 9:19 pm

Hahaha! Too freaking funny!
Thanks for the laugh,


2/19/2006 9:44 pm

Hilarious thanks for the giggles

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

Babel__Fish 45F

2/20/2006 1:31 am


Thanks for sharing!


tillerbabe 55F

2/20/2006 2:26 pm

Excellent! You are a funny man!

TTigerAtty 62M

2/22/2006 4:50 pm

Whispersoftly5, BuckNJay, [blog Bct2Esi], WillowWhispers2U, MOfunNOWWOW, [blog Babel_Fish], tillerbabe and DanielGR - Thank you all so much for stopping by, and I'm glad this one tickled your funny bone!

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/24/2006 8:38 pm

Tooo Funny Thanks

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

TTigerAtty 62M

2/25/2006 6:24 am

LadytoPleaseYou - I'm glad I was able to "Please You"!

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