In my next life.......  

TB49er 40F
633 posts
9/14/2005 10:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

In my next life.......

just wanted to share this.

In my next life I will be a bear.

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I want ot be a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. Before you hibernate you stuff yourself silly. When you are a girl bear you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleepingand wake up to partially grow, cute, cuddly cubs. If you are a ma'ma bear everyone knows you mean business. You swatat everything that bothers you, including your cubs. If you are a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up and growl. He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I want to be a bear.

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/14/2005 11:11 pm

I can see the temptation! I must admit, though, I think I prefer you as a woman

TB49er 40F

9/15/2005 12:03 am

I like being a women, but sometimes I need a break.

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