You Expect an Answer to This?  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
8/25/2006 6:33 pm

Last Read:
8/28/2006 6:27 am

You Expect an Answer to This?

(Handle with-held)
i`m by,and i love to do it
70 year old Man, Omaha, Nebraska, United States


Date: Aug 25, 2006 4:19 PM CDT
Subject: hello



i`m a cock sucker,,now ,and then,,,,,,,,,,but i love a big women,,,i sure would like to meet you,,,,,,,

HIS PROFILE READS:
70 year old Man in Omaha, Nebraska
Looking For: Men or Women for 1-on-1 sex

Profile ?????
what can i say other than ,i`m clean ,discreat,. i wish i could hook up with a female.that i could have a wanderfull time with,,i`m semi retierded,..its time to have fun
My Ideal Person:
i`m looking for a women ,that will have no problem with my by side,and we could spend the rest of our lives making each other happy. i love to ride my harley,and want a sweet thing on the back,all i want is to be happy,,,,,,,,,,,,LOVE,,

????????'s Information:

Gender: Man
Birthdate: October 3, 1935
(70 years old)
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Lives in: Omaha, Nebraska
(4 miles from you)

Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 186-188 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Education: Some high school
Race: Caucasian
Male Endowment: Long/Average
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English


This was an email I received today. How or would, you reply to this?

This guy's a real winner!



Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 47F

8/25/2006 6:37 pm

Email me for his handle! LMFAO!

Peace,
Pickles


TXBITCH2006 49F

8/25/2006 7:22 pm

LOL....don't reply. Nothing you can say will make a difference with this guy.


strongelk2006 53M

8/25/2006 8:02 pm

I hope that someome writes a blog about me trying to get some strange. 70 WoW,,now I wish I'm able to get it up with viagra,,and still getting the pussy. Go old bro ,,you get you some strange!!!!

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness..............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


VCF1962 104F

8/25/2006 8:05 pm

How about something like :-

I dont fuk grandpa

He'll understand the spelling and get the message about the age thing ! Gross. I had a message from someone old enough to be my father the other day - no way that was happening in the same way as I wouldn't sleep with someone young enough to be my son. That's just tooooo gross to think about.

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
8/26/2006 2:10 pm

That's scary. Only semi-retired.
Seriously though, he needs a lover his own age.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


RedMenice 45F

8/26/2006 3:22 pm

>wry grin<
Hope we all remember this when we are HIS age.


purpletrashcan 50F
41658 posts
8/26/2006 3:32 pm

I feel your pain......I got one that simply said "I'd fuck you hard and tie you up!" Where's the foreplay? LOL
That was the first and only message.....he he he he


Pull My Fucking Hair!


mewisemagic3 50M

8/27/2006 5:53 am

Actually the funniest part is:

Lives in: Omaha, Nebraska
(4 miles from you)


iwantaman4me0 39F

8/27/2006 4:13 pm

i have had a 65 year old couple b4 emailing me felt very sick about that oh hang on feel sick again....

love it


rm_Gentle12553 66M
1378 posts
8/27/2006 5:12 pm

Well speaking for the senior citizens here. (and yes many of us don't need viagria to get it up) Send the guy a sexy photo so he has something to jerk off with and a simple "No Thanks" would be the lady like thing to do


rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/28/2006 3:07 am

Just dropped by to say hi and couldn't leave without posting this...

Hasn't he heard of spell check! oh sorry forgot he's 70, also how he expects to get any replies from that I don't know, maybe you should email him and gently suggest he reads a few other bios to get a feel for what he should put if he ever wants anyone to reply in a serious manner.

tootles xxxx


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