Too Funny!!  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
7/24/2006 10:17 am

Last Read:
7/26/2006 10:59 pm

Too Funny!!

This shit is hella funny...

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


mewisemagic3 50M

7/24/2006 11:25 am

LMAO! Those were great thanks!

sweetambrosia52 36F
69 posts
7/24/2006 1:04 pm

ohhh that is so fuckin funny! but the true reason that a man has a hole in the top of his penis is so his brain can get air! lol!

Live life to the fullest its to short

cuteNEway 41F

7/24/2006 4:31 pm

Open minded

SexyT12078 48F

7/26/2006 9:20 pm

lol yeah this is some funny shit!

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