Taste Buds  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
8/29/2006 10:42 am

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8/29/2006 6:32 pm

Taste Buds

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"

"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic....

Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."



Peace,
Pickles


ZZ_Todd 59M

8/29/2006 10:51 am

Love the graphic for this one, too!


mewisemagic3 50M

8/29/2006 11:40 am

Good one


digdug41 49M

8/29/2006 12:14 pm

ROFL

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rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/29/2006 3:11 pm

Too funny for words!!!

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day, the man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and the man explained,"Well doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,but nothing. Then her left, nothing.She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing"

The doctor was shocked,"You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replies,"Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"


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