SEX-ERSIZE  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
7/7/2006 5:59 am

Last Read:
7/17/2006 8:37 am

SEX-ERSIZE

Having sex burns more calories than you know, & it has to be my favorite form of exercise. Here's some fun facts about SEXERCIZE:

Giving head massages the jaw while burning 32 calories.

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick & save a smile!

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins & whitens your teeth.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough(make it hurt) sex burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........12 calories.
without.................187 calories.

Take off her bra
With 2 hands..............8 calories.
With 1 hand..............12 calories.
With mouth...............85 calories.

Put on protection
Hard......................6 calories.
Soft....................315 calories.

Foreplay
Looking for target........8 calories.
Finding G spot...........92 calories.
I don't fucking care......0 calories.

Entry
Holding her..............12 calories.
On the floor..............8 calories.

With different position
Missionary..............358 calories.
Doggy...................316 calories.
69 lying................286 calories.
69 standing.............512 calories.
Italian hanger..........912 calories.

Orgasm
Real....................112 calories.
Faking..................315 calories.

After "O"
Lying in bed.............18 calories.
Hop off the bed..........36 calories.

Wondering why she left pissed off...816 calories.

Get dressed
Quiet & calm..............32 calories.
Rushing...................98 calories.

Heard her boyfriend opening the door...1218 calories.

Heard her dad/2yr old baby sista at the door..1942 calories.

Do your sexercise people! Have a Great Sexy Day!



Peace,
Pickles


cuteNEway 41F

7/7/2006 8:26 am

I'm SO making a tee shirt outta this!
The American Dental Association Says That SEMEN
Cuts Plaque Better Than Mouth Wash

Suck A Dick
Save A Smile!

tee hee


cuteNEway 41F

7/7/2006 8:26 am

I'm SO making a tee shirt outta this!
The American Dental Association Says That SEMEN
Cuts Plaque Better Than Mouth Wash

Suck A Dick
Save A Smile!

tee hee


rm_skyeone2 64M/45F
7186 posts
7/7/2006 8:51 am

LOL that is good, thanks for the info! I especially like the hearing boyfriend, father/sista at the door! Gave me a good laugh while opening my eyes to a few tidbits of info that I hadn't known before!

Skye


Blessed Be


Sweetpickles69 47F

7/7/2006 7:22 pm

A friend of mine emailed it to me this morning & I had to share it! Glad you all got a laugh like I did!

Peace,
Pickles


twistednknox 47M
4 posts
7/8/2006 4:22 am

*falls down on the floor, laughs hysterically, rolls around, tries to get back up, falls again* Damnation, that's priceless!!!! Absolutely friggin priceless!!!! Thank you so much for sharing those pearls of wisdom...I needed to be smarter!


trainman592 57M
5 posts
7/9/2006 9:00 pm

Hey Sweetpickles,

Wanna burn a few calories ???? LOL


Sweetpickles69 47F

7/10/2006 7:11 am

    Quoting trainman592:
    Hey Sweetpickles,

    Wanna burn a few calories ???? LOL
Sorry Train man, I been doing all my sexercizing with Naked Boy lately!

Peace,
Pickles


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