Making Sandwiches  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
8/30/2006 6:55 am

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8/31/2006 6:39 am

Making Sandwiches

Okay, so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!!!!!



Peace,
Pickles


rm_rubie80 36F
245 posts
8/30/2006 7:20 am

lol, thats so funny! (sick but funny!)


strongelk2006 53M

8/30/2006 7:31 am

Hay pickles,,,I like this joke,,,lettuce!!!!! Ain't that what you say when you are get it? I like it when you yell out my name ,,and make all kinds of noises,,he,,,he,,,he.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness...........N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


rm_sxcchik2006 40F
2 posts
8/30/2006 7:47 am

lol tht is so funny sandwiches - thts funny i had a lettuce, tomato and mayonaise sandwich 4 lunch


rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/30/2006 2:54 pm

another gem sweet

A little girl, Jane is becoming inquisitive about life. One day she sees her mom in the shower and sees her vagina and says,"Hey mom, what's that thing between your legs?"

Her mom replies,"That's my beaver,honey."

Not satisfied, the next day she wanders into the bathroom again and sees her older sister and asks the same question. Her sister says,"That's my beaver, now get lost!"

Next day still unsure, and grandma is visiting for the weekend,Jane spies her in the shower too, and asks,"Hey granny,what's that thing between your legs?"

"Oh dear, Jane.That's my beaver." says granny

Jane thinks and says,"Well you should have it put down, half it's guts are hanging out!"


Sweetpickles69 47F

8/30/2006 5:56 pm

Thanks for the laugh, Cutechubby8!

Peace,
Pickles


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