Lesson Learned!  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
7/26/2006 6:08 pm

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7/30/2006 6:56 am

Lesson Learned!

Lesson Learned
(a story of luck)

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.



Peace,
Pickles


strongelk2006 53M

7/26/2006 7:22 pm

Now that is totally miss up, I would of ask her if she had any. I such a Naught Boy,,,LOL

peace,,,,,,,,,,,coolness.............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
7/26/2006 7:36 pm

LMAO...thanks for the chuckle...

oh, heat can ruin your condoms...i.e...they'll become DEFECTIVE!

YIKES

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marywannado 43F

7/26/2006 8:16 pm

You are too funny...


marywannado 43F

7/26/2006 8:17 pm

Oh and very cool pic...


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
7/26/2006 8:19 pm

That was a good one!

~Country~


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